Farting Contest

[lilrossy]

Me & this girl i just met finished having sex and we were laying on the bed next to each other. all of a sudden she ripped off a fart that would bring tears to ya eyes.
"1 nil" she said.
couple minutes went by and she ripped off another one.
"2 nill" she said
i wondered what the hell was goin on, so i said, "why you farting like that and yellin out the scores?"
she said "i was getting bored so i thought we'd have a farting contest."
so i thought, i'll give this bitch a run for her money.
i ripped off a fart.
"2-1" i said
straight away i ripped off another.
"2 all" i said.
she looked at me and said "Your fucking good!"
so she tryed her hardest.
Ooooh and she shit the bed.
she blew a whistle and said "half time, change sides"

[Slovinec]

[jigglinj]

dude, ur weird

[reedm7]

besides the fact that this is fake and never really happened cuz no girl is this fucked up... and ur pathetic for pretending u actually had sex with a girl, thats fuckin gross and u should be ashamed of urself for makin this up and thinkin people would actually think its funny ...cuz it just make us think ur a pathetic loser who wishes he gets pussy.....nice try pal

[theJFKshow]

besides the fact that this is fake and never really happened cuz no girl is this fucked up... and ur pathetic for pretending u actually had sex with a girl, thats fuckin gross and u should be ashamed of urself for makin this up and thinkin people would actually think its funny ...cuz it just make us think ur a pathetic loser who wishes he gets pussy.....nice try pal

are you 13?

[Wreck]

This shit funny, regardless if it's true or not. I actually think it's funny when HOT girls and only hot girls, that are skinny, fart. This cute girl a few years back, a year younger then me, was in my Math class and she used to always burp and sometimes fart in class LOL. I don't think it's really hot, it sorta is, but I'm not into all that freakish shit some bitches is into. Regardless, if you really did fuck her, I'm not up to debate about that, good shit. But I don't know about a farting contest. In all seriousness, it's not something for people to get mad about people talking about, even if they joking.

[lilrossy]

besides the fact that this is fake and never really happened cuz no girl is this fucked up... and ur pathetic for pretending u actually had sex with a girl, thats fuckin gross and u should be ashamed of urself for makin this up and thinkin people would actually think its funny ...cuz it just make us think ur a pathetic loser who wishes he gets pussy.....nice try pal

of course it's fake, its a joke by an australian comedian (Rodney Rude), you fuckin idiot. as if this would really happen. your pathetic for thinkin i made sum story up to say i had sex with a girl. it was just a joke, a normal, disgusting joke.

[The Toy Soldier]

besides the fact that this is fake and never really happened cuz no girl is this fucked up... and ur pathetic for pretending u actually had sex with a girl, thats fuckin gross and u should be ashamed of urself for makin this up and thinkin people would actually think its funny ...cuz it just make us think ur a pathetic loser who wishes he gets pussy.....nice try pal

are you 13?

not all 3 year olds are as gay as that faggot.

[Solace]

besides the fact that this is fake and never really happened cuz no girl is this fucked up... and ur pathetic for pretending u actually had sex with a girl, thats fuckin gross and u should be ashamed of urself for makin this up and thinkin people would actually think its funny ...cuz it just make us think ur a pathetic loser who wishes he gets pussy.....nice try pal

Ahahahah your such a fucking loser!

Great joke lilrossy,

[James R.]

besides the fact that this is fake and never really happened cuz no girl is this fucked up... and ur pathetic for pretending u actually had sex with a girl, thats fuckin gross and u should be ashamed of urself for makin this up and thinkin people would actually think its funny ...cuz it just make us think ur a pathetic loser who wishes he gets pussy.....nice try pal

Don't say us like you speak for the whole board with your fuckin 2.5 posts.


That shit was hilarious rossy

[Robbie G]

You fucking moron it's a joke, holy shit.

[Xray]

Hahahahah you and your girl have problems.

I couldn't concentrate on the joke much, cause of Shady Babie's avatar.

[Robbie G]

Hahahahah you and your girl have problems.

I couldn't concentrate on the joke much, cause of Shady Babie's avatar.

[Xray]

Hahahahah you and your girl have problems.

I couldn't concentrate on the joke much, cause of Shady Babie's avatar.

Oh shit I think I seen a nipple on the left tit.

[Robbie G]

nah your just getting excited.