A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies.
The local undertaker tell this guy, "You can have her shipped home for $10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $50.00."
The man thinks for a minute, and tells the undertaker to packer up and ship her home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend £10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only £50.00?".
The man replied, "A guy died here 2000 years ago, he was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
$50 or $10,000?
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$50 or $10,000?
by Dark Blue » Dec 21st, '08, 00:06
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by Requiem » Dec 21st, '08, 00:21
awkward joke 
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by Dark Blue » Dec 21st, '08, 00:35
IceKilla wrote:awkward joke
lmao how is it awkward?? haha
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by Emadyville » Dec 21st, '08, 00:35
shadymademe wrote:LOL
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by MC Anonymous » Dec 21st, '08, 03:07
shadymademe wrote:LOL
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by MC Anonymous » Dec 21st, '08, 03:13
shadymademe wrote:LOL
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by Requiem » Dec 21st, '08, 03:14
shadymademe wrote:LOL
it was funniest when shadymademe did it, MC u killed it
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by MC Anonymous » Dec 21st, '08, 03:21
IceKilla wrote:shadymademe wrote:LOL
it was funniest when shadymademe did it, MC u killed it
I'll kill you.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: $50 or $10,000?
by Dark Blue » Dec 21st, '08, 03:46
lmfao those lol's were funny
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