A man gets onto a city bus and sees an attractive nun. Wanting to have sex with her, he goes up and asks, her "Will you have sex with me?
"Of course not!" the nun said unnervingly and got off the bus
Before the depressed man left the bus, the bus driver stops him and says,I know how you can screw her: On Sundays, she prays at the local cemetery. While she is praying, dress as God and she will have sex with you. Put on a mask, robes, and a lot of glitter.
That Sunday, the man takes the advice, gets into the costume and hides behind a gravestone. Shortly, the nun appears and prays.
The man pops out from the gravestone and declares, “I am God, and I command you to have sex with me.
The nun replies, "Sure, but only if we have anal sex.
So they have anal sex.
After sex the man rips off his mask and laughs,haha im not God! im that man from the bus! haha
Immediately the nun rips off her mask and says "Haha! I'm the bus driver!
The Bus Driver and the Nun
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The Bus Driver and the Nun
by Dark Blue » Dec 21st, '08, 00:55
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Re: The Bus Driver and the Nun
by MC Anonymous » Dec 21st, '08, 05:08
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! 
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: The Bus Driver and the Nun
by DrRapid » Dec 21st, '08, 16:36
lolol haha
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Re: The Bus Driver and the Nun
by neb121 » Dec 24th, '08, 21:56
lmao
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Re: The Bus Driver and the Nun
by Arabian Shady » Dec 25th, '08, 21:19
DAYM,lmao
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50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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