Now I know most of you are probably wondering, "what the fuck?" Let me explain...
It all started about a month or so ago. My friend C1 took a picture of his face on my phone while I was in another room, and set it as my background. When I see this picture I laugh and send it to another one of my friends, C2. About half an hour or so later, C2 sends a picture back....of him holding his penis. I show C1 an the girl who was with us, N. We all look at it for a good 30 seconds before we realize it's C2's penis. Than it hit's us and we're all
what the fuck?. In the meantime, C2 is texting C1 about how he has a picture to top that. C1 informs me and N and we're all like what could top that? About 3 minutes pass and I receive another picture message. I open my phone and BAM! there's a picture of C2's hairy, unwiped asshole. We're all "holy shit" again, and C1 decides it's time we got C2 back. I say ok, but I'm not taking any pictures and sending them, so he does the honors. He sends C2 a picture of his balls (I believe it was "the brain" from the movie Waiting). So I give C1 some baking soda and he adds a bit of water to it, puts it in his hand and near his penis, takes a picture and tells C2 he just jerked off. C2 automatically realizes it's fake and calls him out. C1 also sends a picture of his ass but that didn't really affect C2. We take a picture of N just sitting down and send it to C2. he says it's the grossest thing ever and we win. Days pass until...
I find myself at C2's house with C1 and a few other guys. We're in C2's kitchen. C1 always wears shorts. C1 decides to pull his balls out, hide them under his shirt, stand up, tell C2 he has some gum on his pants, revels his balls, and C2 looks right at them and is like
ahhh. But, within 10 minutes C2 pulls his balls out and tricks C1 into looking at them. This continues the rest of the night and the next couple times we all see each other. Also, C1 revels his balls to C2's little homophobic brother, who tells C2's Scottish mom. Imagine a big Scottish woman saying in a heavy accent "C, don't ever show my so n your balls again, or I'll kick your ass"(while partially laughing):laughing:A few weeks ago, C1 is in my kitchen, and I'm talking to C2 on the phone about what we're doing that night. N is also there. While I'm on the phone, C1 proceeds to take his balls out and just sits there with them visible.
He than puts them on my tablecloth...than picks up the table cloth and puts them directly on my kitchen table -_- (because he likes cold things and my table is usually cold since it's some sort of stone like material) C1 also took a picture of him pulling his balls forward, making his penis retract to look like it's n a cave that night and sent it to C2. (that's hard to imagine but C1 has a pretty small penis, so it's possible. I have tried to replicate this while along in my bathroom, but am not able to accomplish such a feat)A few nights before this, C1, C2, me, and N are walking down the middle of the street and C1/ C2 have their balls out.
A few days later Me, C1 and C2 are in C2's living room. C1 is sitting on a chair and pulls his balls out. he sits there for a good 5 minutes, sometimes covering them with a newspaper.
On Christmas, C1 was sitting in my living room on the couch next to N, and pulls his balls out for a few minutes but quickly puts them away when my Grandmother walks into the room to ask if we wanted anything to eat.
Fast forward to earlier today, Me C1, C2 and a girl E were at C1's house. C1 and C2 pull their balls out while we're all in C1's kitchen. E is freaked the fuck out, and it's funny as fuck.
Now that it's a common practice to see my 2 best friend's balls, it's not as big of a deal anymore. I'm actually getting quite used to it and find it funny. It's like oh...his balls are out again. Also, I would like to add that, during any of these "pull out your balls" moments, my balls have remained in my pants, and my penis has been fully flaccid. BUT I did send a picture of me pissing (you don't see my penis, just the stream of piss, my legs/shoes and the toilet) to C1 and C2 on new years.
*NOTE:If necessary, I could probably get the pictures resent to me to post them, but I don't have them on my phone anymore (except of me pissing and I think I may have C1's ass) and I don't think anyone would want to see them anyway, nor would they be allowed on the site*
