eminem quotes

[bom-bom]

yeah thats from i'm shady

bitches hoping in my tahoeee

[Jens14]

Trying to stick my fucking dick inside a mannequin's ass.

[emizdope]

"And when the principal would tell me I was nothin, and I wouldn't amount to shit I made my first million and counted it, Now look at, a fuckin drop-out that quits stupid as shit, rich as fuck, and proud of it"
-Revelation

"The rage I release on a page is like a demon unleashed in a cage lunatic, soon as I hit the stage my mind is like a fuckin stick of dynamite when I get behind the mic it's like the wick is lit you bitches die tonight."
-Words are Weapons

"Why do y'all act like fuckin sissies you pussies keep talkin shit behind my back you just some bitches for that."
-Girls

"I light a candle and place it up on the mantle grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle."
-Under the Influence

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

-this verse was too dope not to mention

[slimsoxshady]

I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet

[Slim Zaddy]

I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet

lmfaoooooooo thats good. i dnt remember him saying that.

this is a dope line .. fucking genius

[Solace]

I can't rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet

lmfaoooooooo thats good. i dnt remember him saying that.

its from Still Dont Give A Fuck

[Ella]

I'll puke, eat it, and freak you..
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to

[shadysonlygirl]

That was a good one


Here is one

You see this finger,oh its upside down
Here let me turn this mother fucker up right now

One of my favorites

[Ella]

^^ true

another one...
Youba can subbabick my dadibbabick through a tuba!! =]

[Nick419]

Sick Sick dreams of picnic scenes, 2 kids sixteen, with M16's, n 10 clips each

[shadysonlygirl]

^^ true

another one...
Youba can subbabick my dadibbabick through a tuba!! =]

don't you love when he makes up his own laungage?

[Ella]

yezziR.. that whole freestyle was crazy

[dbeauluvswomen]

"I've got a beautiful wife, kid, and a gorgeous home/ what would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone?"

"I like fire you might see me start it...I'm slightly retarded...I've missed my sanity since the night we departed."

"I just remembered that I'm absent-minded..wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it!"

"Product of espionage, piss drunk off Pepsi and Scotch/ sticking my fuckin' foot up a lesbians crotch while pedestrians watch."

"Get tied down in ductape. Fuck rape I'd rather just hump a sluts leg with my nuts shaved"

"My rash is returning. I feel the sensation of burning occurring usually during pain for releasing my urine."

"I'm just a mean person. You've never seen worse then. So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin' you're gettin' spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin' on the B-Side of my first single with the clean version"

[Jens14]

"I hate my life, that's why I degrade my wife."

[ShadyzTruest.]

ok this isn't a quote but ay mcdougal... my initials are S.L.M. weirdddd! wuts ur middle name?