


LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..





Angie wrote:you aint shit!




ThomasAguanis wrote:still? does that mean your level of dopeness was in question at some point?










SLMacDougall wrote:angie you're just mad cause i'd never tap that



ThomasAguanis wrote:After reading the other posts in this topic, the general opinion towards your dopeness has been negative. This is very pivotal in my forming an opinion based on the fore mentioned dopeness.
and anon is just a hater cuz my name is red muahahaha.ThomasAguanis wrote:I am hereby remaining in a neutral stance on the subject, until further evidence is put forth by either side, justifying their opinion of whether or not you are to be dubbed dope by my standards.
My standards are as follows:
The subject exhibits pristine qualities that I find fitting.
The individual must always be:
friendly,
approachable,
engage in meaningful conversation,
enthralled by music,
enjoy long walks on the beach watching the sunset and/or the sunrise,
acceptable of other people's beliefs, whether or not they believe they are right or wrong,
comfortable enough to urinate both standing up and/or sitting down, regardless of gender,
and finally, the individual must always be willing to put a garment over a puddle for me to walk across, even if I can sidestep the puddle.
Also, I would like to add, that if I in fact, always talked exactly like I am at the present time, I would indeed never acquire a persons friendship, ever.



James R. wrote:You've always had my friendship
And don't you remember that time me and you were at lovers peak and we were listening to old Nas while talking about how Hip-Hop could or couldn't be saved by Bush's bail out, and while you disagreed that Bush was the fucking man (even though he dodged that shoe like a bad ass), I still caressed your leg and drove down the hill to the lake so we could watch the sunrise; while possibly touching each other inappropriately, but avoided eye contact so we wouldn't have our man cards pulled? And then do you remember that time we watched brokeback mountain together and made eye contact and told the world about it. And we didn't even get any trouble because it was right after we returned those kids to the orphanage. Never mind the fact that we burned it down. How can we have been through all of that and not mutually think that we're dope as fuck?






I'll be sure to wear the jeans you like with the extra pockets, just so we can sneak a few more bags of candy in. I'll also bring a travel pack of tissues, just in case the movie gets emotional. 


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