..what a pile of bullshit. I joined the site to prove to the world that I am the best thing since Cheerios cereal and this is just a tiny step on my way to getting a worldwide hype, fame, money, hot guys and exclusive free drinks in pubs.
This is a combined 2-in-1 shoutout, since I am just a fart away from the big 12 000 and I can't be assed to make another shoutout that soon. This would look like I was dickriding ya'll, so just to prevent fake accusations: shove a big fork up your ass, people.
Miranda
My very best friend here on TR, a person that is always [*cough*] there when I need her, no matter how (un)important the issue is. She texted me at midnight on New Year's Eve and it was awesome! Seriously. And she also knows that she can always count on me, too. We share the same passion for hot guys, Nike shoes (although she rocks them and I don't lol) and we're both flier than British Airways's Boeing 777, which means we own this shit. And we'll rock Amsterdam soon, I hope, along with my wiigga Slimmy.
Slimmy
That's my wiigga 4 life, damn right. He's the only person in the world I'd let rub the cocaine in my.. oh well. Nevermind, because what we do, the things we do, are just between me and you, Slimmy, oh yeah.. Give it to me baby, nice and slow.. WAIT! *pauses Candy Shop* Slimmy runs TR, runs my life and is hilarious and hot, and that's probably the reason I couldn't ever get mad at him. <3 I really hope that my plan will work out and we'll meet in Amsterdam, get drunk, talk, fuck, watch Scrubs, eat, and have fun in general.
Killa
Cpt Scarfman is back. If you've ever doubted it.. you suck a giant chinese cock. Killa is the guy who I talk to on MSN till 4 am and almost fall asleep on the keyboard. He's the guy who I bitch to when Miranda's not around. He's the guy who I'd hit up first when I was in the UK, get turned on by his british accent, get him drunk and rape him, although I'm sure he'd give up willingly. I'm sure things would never be the same for me if he wasn't around.
Maybe
Oh oh oh, Maybe! Maybe knows things, things that you guys will never know, because you are NOT him and thank God for that, because he's the one and only. He made pink totally NOT gay anymore. He drank the water Jesus walked on (I hope you boiled it at first). We created Rupert & Robert. I drew stuff for him. He's 1/3454365 polish, which is sexy and amazing and makes us siblings, which sucks because we can't fuck.. Wait! Who said we can't? *turns the lights off*
James R.
Me and you would have great debates when drunk. We also would have great debates when sober, but a debate could lead to something more and while being drunk we increase the possibility like 5 times. You're the lyrical Talib Kweli of the Writing Section, the Martin Luther King, Jr of the Debate Section and the Jamie Foxx of the Shady Shots (he's hot, so take it as a compliment!!
Angie
OMG Angie! I know you want the best for your yoshie-poshie and that's why you've forbidden me to go to Cuba, but you gotta understand the Yosh!! I just have to go there! Angie's the person who flamed the litle fag with me, which makes her awesome and dope. She'd be awesome and dope even if she hadn't flamed him with me, just because. And she is going to get the drawing she asked for, because she OWNS it all.
AspirinE
He already knows what I think about him, and soon will you, plebeians. We all should bow down to his greatness (no sexual meaning, although feel free to interpretate it in this way), since he is the Aspizzle, the One-Who-Makes-Sick-Tracks and possessed the ability to make people feel like a fresh pile of elephant shit, which I so bluntly adore (I mean the ability).
Sticcy, Chet, Tash
3 guys that usually crack me up, although Tash seems not to like me, which makes me really sad and depressed, since he's got no reason to treat me like a cat poop, cause I like him! Thank God I still got Chet, who even put me in his game - something I really look forward to. And belongs to my very special fanbase, which gives him like 50 extra points on my list. And there's Sticcy, who eventually pulled his head out of his sexy ass (!!!) and realized that I am an awesome person. And humble btw. Anyways, he's cool, I'm cool, we're both cool and that's all what matters.
Arabian Shady
My very special person on TR. My guide in the fascinating world of Islam, my hot mate from Dubai and a real gentleman, which means you guys should learn ALOT from him. Yes, exactly. He's also got his mean side, threatened me to call me @ 4 am in the morning, but I outsmarted him - i stay awake till 5 am, so there's no way he could wake me up, ha! Much love for that guy, I already got my little gallery of his pictures on my computer^^
Tru
Tru is intelligent and it brings us to a statement that me and her belong to a very small and exclusive group here on TR. The group consists of 2 people - me and her, which makes us very very very special. Tru always states valid points in discussions, Tru knows things about stuff and stuff about things, and she's really extra-awesome.
Ivy
Ivy blessed us with her presence again and created a new and very cool section, which means she contributed more than 99% of you (joking people smh don't get all mad). I am also a part of this section which is so great (for me and the section), that I can't even explain it. She also owns lots of pets she saved and that's something she gained alot of respect in my eyes.
MC Anonymus
Pink is totally not so gay anymore, so said Maybe, so don't get mad at me for the color choice. We had our ups and downs, downs mostly, so it's time to change it. It's going to be tough, since you're underage, but guess we can sit and sip on orange juice and it'll work just fine. A walking dictionary btw, I'm so jealous!!
Sarah
She left Maybe's basement for the first time since a very very very LONG time, but I suppose she'll come back sooner than she expects. That's just the way things work down there, in the depths of his evil world. Well actually I don't know, I can only suppose. Anyways - I wish you luck there.
SajN
We all remember about you, you dumbass. How can you even think shit like that, should I bitchslap you again? You're our Infection, our Non-Stop and uhh.. no idea, but I'm sure you know that we know that you exist. And stop with the emo stuff, that's totally not cool anymore^^
Kez
Kezzler, my little man here on TR. The TR's most hated (not by me though, I belong to Kez's fanbase), he started the picture shit, the Scott shit, the bullshit, the lowutpearshit, he basically starts all the shit on TR and then innocent people get banned. That's not cool Kez, but still - keep the shit going!
C-Game
You shouldn't get a proper shoutout because you still have not showed me your hair (the head hair, althought if you want to show me any other of your hair, I won't mind). So yeah, no proper one unless I get pics, noodz preferably, as you said last time we talked.
Sophie
I am truly shocked by Sophie's activity on TR for the past few weeks. Amazing. Amazing and puzzling at the same time, because she posts so much I don't even comprehend it anymore, but apparently she posts cool books in the Critics Section, I should read some. She also reached the Mount Everest of the sarcasm.. we both reached it at the same time, I did it slightly faster only^^
Chris
Man, I thought I was done with the shoutouts when a terrible thought crossed my mind and almost caused my heart to stop - fukka, your forgot about Chris!! I was like fuck this shit, I ain't giving him one, but then I realized he's half polish, so god damn it, he's gotta get one. And so I am, here on TR @ 2:22 AM writing a shoutout for you, weirdo. You better appreciate it.
Lil Pimp
WWA 4 Life, and he made the huge foreheads hot, sexy and arousing. Damn Pimp, me, Slimmy and you gotta like.. have a threesome or something to make the WWA real. Seriously. Yo two have sex and I'm on the cam, aight?
MuNxMuN
I'm deeply sorry Munchie for forgetting you in the original shoutout, probably because I haven't seen you for a while here and now you're back just like that, confusing the little Yosh!! not cool, but jeez, we're getting the old TR squad back!
Ok people, I am done with the individual shoutouts, because I can't really stand sucking up to you no more. I have reached the Kilimanjaro of dickriding, the K2 of sucking-up and I swear, I can't go any further without taking a break. So let me just shoutout the rest of people I notice around, before I die from the lack of oxygen and sarcasm in the air.
Here goes the mass shoutout to people like:
Epiphany, Shady Babie, ThomasAuganis, shadybaby101, Jay-19, Tomega, mart85, Bar (where the fuck are you?), pawel, Tornado, neversnooze, bom-bom, gutawafang, Ice Killa, DelinQuent, Boston, Emadyville, Steve Spag, Big-AxD..
That was the sweetest thing anyone's every said about me 
Except for the things my fiancee' says 
Thank you so much, however, I don't rescue these animals for the respect and all that, that I have to admit I get a lot of. But I rescue them because they deserve a great home and they shouldn't have to starve and walk around on the streets in the freezing cold. The way I see it, I got the house, I got the money, and number one, I got the love. And I can't take any of it with me when I die, so why be greedy? I'ma keep sharing the love and contribution as much as possible... 
and i'm glad you liked the shoutout 
Thanks for the shouty! We can sip apple juice and get high off nutrition, isn't that fun! 
