Trey Parker, Matt Stone & Dian Bachar.

by **niknacks** » Dec 3rd, '05, 14:30

yo i was wondering if ne one saw the new episod of sp. I thought it was kinda lame. for those who havnt seen it i wont spoil it, but my god, it was just a dumb principle.

On the other hand the other episodes that have aired the secound half of the season have definatly been unreal. My personal favorite is Ginger Kids. So for ne of u have seen it, what is your favorite episode so far out of this season.

by **Sunni** » Dec 3rd, '05, 20:53

I actually loved Free Willzyx. That episode was so awesome. So was Ginger Kids, that was hilarious. And I think season nine has been great (not the best though). Can't wait for season ten.

by **Sunni** » Dec 5th, '05, 02:29

Hey guys, new interview. CBS Morning News. Enjoy.

http://treyparker.info/video.htm

by **Sunni** » Dec 8th, '05, 01:20

Here a couple Christmas songs for you guys. Since it's Christmas, I'll even write up the lyrics for you. Enjoy!

Christmas Time In Hell
http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0OHI ... TRHVF6JG3B

Well i'll tell you what..
Maybe we should have ourselves
a little christmas, right here..
C'mon everybody, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the trees
We're gonna make some revelry..
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling, and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
With a festive Christmas ham..
After he has sex with it
He'll eat up all he can..
And there goes John F Kennedy
Carolling with his son..
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood, and pretend it's snow..
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!

Satan: Adolf, here's a present for you!
Adolf: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, Ein Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from heaven's door
To rule in hell forever-more
But now i'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cos it's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
Michael Landon's hair looks swell
It's Christmas time in hell!

There's Princess Diana
holding burning mistletoe
Over Poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
and the flames are not so thck
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old St Nick!

So, String up the lights and light up the trees
We're damned for all eternity..
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
Get a toast together and make it quick
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick..
Wake his mother and ring the bell..
It's Christmas time.. [christmas time x3]
Christmas time.. [christmas time x3]
It's Christmas time in hell!
..Merry Christmas, Movie house!
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I'm A Jew
http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=098S ... MKS1G9URNI

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cuz there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lakish..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I can't be merry, cuz i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
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Merry Fucking Christmas
http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1VYC ... 5K63VT0KV4

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..
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Mr.Hankey, The Christmas Poo
http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=04W3 ... 9RB4FSK0AI

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose..
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..

Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him tween your festive buns!
A present from down below
Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
He's seen the love inside of you
Cos he's a piece of poo!

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or greenish-brown
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town..
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
'I can make a Mr Hankey too'!

Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is he?'
Kyle: 'Uh, he's coming..'
Stan: 'Come on dude, Push!'
Kyle: 'I'm trying'
Cartman: 'Wait Wait! I can see his head'
Kyle: 'Here he comes..'
Mr Hankey: 'HOWDY HO!'

I'm Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo..
Seasons greetings to all of you..
Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..
Now, before I melt away..
Here's a game I like to play..
Stick me in your mouth and try to say..
'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!'

Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water..
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet,
cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around..
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does..

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too..
Flush him down, but he's never gone,
His smell and his spirit lingers on.
Howdy ho!

by **Sunni** » Dec 8th, '05, 02:50

Here they are on Megaupload if they don't work on Yousendit.

Merry Fucking Christmas
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=33XC2I4D

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=E1KL26K3

by **Sunni** » Dec 11th, '05, 21:25

Matt Stone in "This Film Not Yet Rated" Matt Stone and several other filmmakers will appear in the new IFC documentary, "This Film Not Yet Rated", coming out next year. This documentary details the MPAA movie rating system and its effect on American Culture.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/051207/nyw108.html

http://www.ifc.com/ifc/what/0,,CAT0-45- ... 0-,00.html

by **Sunni** » Dec 16th, '05, 21:19

New Trey news, fellow fans.

South Park' Creator Goes `Chic' as Seattle's Condos Lure Rich
Dec. 16 (Bloomberg) -- When Trey Parker, co-creator of the animated television show ``South Park,'' wants a big-city experience, he jets out of Los Angeles. His urban hideaway: Seattle.

``L.A. is just the kind of place where, even though it's a big city, you can't walk to anything,'' Parker, 36, says. ``There's not much of a sense of a community.''

Parker bought an $850,000, two-bedroom condominium in downtown Seattle last year. He is part of an influx of wealthy buyers behind a building boom in the once-rustic town, whose down-at-the-heels loggers inspired the term ``skid road.'' New restaurants, boutiques and bars are springing up alongside the condos, to the dismay of some locals priced out of the changing neighborhood.

``There are sushi places at every corner,'' says Kyung Han, a sushi chef for 15 years. He opened his own restaurant, Wild Fish, in April within blocks of five others in the Belltown section of downtown. Parker says he spent $600,000 turning his 1980s-style Belltown condo into a ``super-chic urban pad'' with dark wood and stainless-steel appliances.

``I want a more high-end market,'' says Han, who previously owned a restaurant near the University of Washington that attracted mainly students. ``Belltown is a growing neighborhood.''

Less than a mile away, builders are erecting Microsoft Corp. co-founder Paul Allen's 2200 Westlake, a $200 million hotel and condo project. Only two of the 261 units are still available, seven months after the sales office opened, according to Allen's company, Vulcan Inc.

Pre-Sales

Cosmopolitan, a 34-story condo building a block from 2200 Westlake, sold 80 percent of 250 units in its opening weekend of Aug. 13.

About 3,000 condominiums and apartments are either being built or are seeking a permit to begin construction in downtown neighborhoods within the next two years, says Alan Justad, a city spokesman.

In the 12 months through Sept. 30, the average price for newly constructed and existing condos in downtown Seattle rose 45 percent to a record $453,712, according to Matthew Gardner, a Seattle real estate consultant.

Prices are rising even faster for the most expensive units.

At the Four Seasons Hotel and condo project, a block from Pike Place Market, the nine remaining units, which range from 1,200 square feet (110 square meters) to 4,000 square feet, will probably fetch from $2 million to $8 million, says John Oppenheimer, one of the project's backers. The other 20 units sold at an average $2,100 per square foot through word of mouth since March, he says.

Above Market

``That's over three times the market rate, if not closer to four,'' says Gardner, 40. At 2200 Westlake, the units sold for an average of $600 per square foot, according to Ada Healey, vice president of real estate at Vulcan.

The influx of wealthy buyers is evident in Belltown, a few blocks north of downtown.

In the 1990s, the neighborhood was known for low-income elderly, artists and people drawn to its cheap rents. Nearby Yesler Way gave birth to the term skid road, for the route where loggers slid their timber from the hills to the waterfront. Brothels and saloons thrived.

Nirvana, the band that inspired the 1990s ``grunge'' rock movement, got its start in Belltown's dive bars and clubs.

Drug dealers and homeless beggars pestered customers when Wasabi Bistro, one of the neighborhood's first sushi restaurants, opened in 2000, recalls owner Jun Hong. ``We had a very hard time,'' he says. Customers now pay $60 for the chef's sashimi platter. In October, he opened a fourth sushi bar called Red Fin.

Luxury Amenities

Luxury amenities are part of the sales pitch at many of the new condos. Madison Tower, which is selling 47 units above a boutique hotel for an average $1.5 million, offers a private chef service. The condos at 2200 Westlake will sit atop the five-star Pan Pacific Hotel, a gourmet grocery store, spa, gym and bank.

Roger Nyhus, 37, whose company handles media relations for 2200 Westlake, bought a $500,000, 900-square-foot condo to downsize from his four-bedroom house. Guests will be able to stay at the hotel downstairs, Nyhus says.

``The hotel is the perfect place for my mom when she comes to visit,'' Nyhus says. ``I love my mom, but I would much rather have her in a hotel.''

Waiting for Homes

Not everybody is happy with the change to the neighborhood.

``We have a waiting list for public housing in Seattle that's over a year long, literally thousands of people on the list for affordable housing,'' says John Fox, coordinator of the Seattle Displacement Center, a housing advocacy group.

Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels said this week that the city would spend $1.86 million to help create 25 units of affordable housing in Belltown. The city also is considering raising the height limit on downtown skyscrapers, a move that may boost supply and cool prices, according to Gardner, the real estate consultant.

Parker, who created ``South Park'' with Matt Stone, says he isn't worried that prices might fall. He says he has spent most of his money on real estate -- he owns eight properties, including the Seattle condo -- while Stone invested in stocks.

``I saw what Matt went through with the stock market,'' Parker says. ``You put money into something and it's just on paper, and one day it can just be gone.''

To contact the reporter on this story:
Choy Leng Yeong in Seattle at mailto:clyeong@bloomberg.net
Last Updated: December 16, 2005 00:05 EST

by **Sunni** » Dec 16th, '05, 21:24

I think Trey's right, investing in property is far wiser than stocks. Stocks are so last century. And Seattle is a nice city, too.

by **Sunni** » Dec 17th, '05, 23:26

Where are you guys? If you guys are still Matt and Trey fans, I have more news. You know how everyone is saying that the new Farrely Brothers movie is ripping off South Park? Well Here's what Matt and Trey have to say.
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'Ringer' of Truth
EW Exclusive: Did ''The Ringer'' rip off ''South Park'' -- or vice versa? Matt Stone and Trey Parker respond to claims by the writer of Johnny Knoxville's upcoming comedy that they took his idea for an episode by Chris Nashawaty

Is something rotten in South Park? Well, aside from the lunchroom slop Chef serves up? One Hollywood screenwriter thinks so.

Ricky Blitt, the scribe behind the subversively silly new Johnny Knoxville comedy The Ringer, says he was shocked when he recently came across a post bashing him on the Rotten Tomatoes website. The post, from an irate South Park fan, urged the animated show's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, to sue the makers of The Ringer (including producers Peter and Bobby Farrelly) for ripping off an episode of the Comedy Central show in which Eric Cartman pretends to be mentally challenged in order to qualify for the Special Olympics

by **Sunni** » Jan 13th, '06, 22:29

Let's bring this back...Here are the front and back covers for season seven.

by **niknacks** » Jan 14th, '06, 15:09

what up ladies and gents iv been gone for quite some time now, but I just wanna hollar at ya.

As far as that ringer shit i was thinking the same thing when I saw the preview, but like 2 days ago I watched the ringer I have it on my computer if you guys want me to up it.
Ne way all in all the only thing in the movie that resembles the south park plot is the premise.

Eric is a sinister child that wants to cheat the olympics to get mad loot "my man" jk but seriously.
The episode was to show erics evil side, and then how pathetic he is, losing in every event.
Not to mention the episode was clearly more about mocking the mlb for steroids. And much less to do with cartman trying to cheat the special olympics.

Jonny knoxville is a guy that needs to raise money to be able to give his friend surgery for his fingers that got cut off when he was mowing johnnys lawn. Almost complete opposites in story line.
If anyone is to blam for the fude is the writer for The ringer accusing matt and trey of robbing his idea. If it was 100% fact that they stole his idea, then why wouldnt he sew the shit out of them.
A. We (me and everyone in the prior convo) live in America and sewing the shit out of people is what we do.
B. A big court case would give this clown plublicity, and free promotion of his new movie
C. This guy has some serious back if he is tight with the farrley brothers.

I call shinanigans, that this guy just doesnt want real bad press from critics, and may use this as a scap goat for in case no one sees his movie.
Could be true but i doubt it.

Fri why did u change your name homie? Just time for a change? :unsure:

by **Sunni** » Jan 18th, '06, 21:32

Chef is in hospital!! Nothing serious, though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4623286.stm

by **niknacks** » Jan 19th, '06, 21:20

dam that shit is fucked up, I hope issac gets some rest and is ready to rock come the next new sp season. Chef is essential to the boys proper upbringing and teaching of lifes valuable sex lessons. How would stan ever know what the clit was if it wasnt for chef? How would the boys learn of warm winter nights next to a sexy lady. They wouldnt.

Fri is thee ne kind of talk about movies, or are they just gunna knock out 3 years of sp before they get back into the movie buissness.

by **Sunni** » Jan 19th, '06, 22:06

Matt and Trey are making a couple movies soon cause they have a three year contract with Paramount. Or they could be making one as we speak since South Park is on hiatus till March. Or they could be relaxing in Trey's $850 000 pent hose in Seattle. Who knows?

by **Sunni** » Jan 19th, '06, 22:34

I only know one thing about it. It will be hilarious. Incidentally, they're not making a movie, they're making more movies. And they said in an interview that they're gonna take on young filmmakers since they're getting older and less funny.

Another thing, did you know they have their own production company now? (A real one, previosly they had "Avenging Conscience" and "Braniff", which appears at the end of South Park. You know, the plane?). Their real company is called "Trunity, a Mediar company, a division of True Mediar, a Unity Corpbopoly". Heh, it's pretty fucking long, but what do ya expect from them? They're also gonna appear in next months GQ magazine (I'll post the pictures) and there was rumors of them making a new show for MTV. I'm not sure if it's real cause they hate MTV.

Trey Parker, Matt Stone & Dian Bachar.

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