A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
Apples and Oranges
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Apples and Oranges
by Slim Zaddy » Mar 10th, '09, 18:06
z_em = Slim Zaddy = Zaid AQ which is my real name
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Re: Apples and Oranges
by Dark Blue » Mar 10th, '09, 18:12
lmfao nicee lol
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Re: Apples and Oranges
by DrRapid » Mar 11th, '09, 19:09
hahaha good one
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Re: Apples and Oranges
by Arabian Shady » Mar 12th, '09, 20:23
DrRapid wrote:hahaha good one
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So when we face rage, Ya'll fake it and let THEM commit horrific crimes
50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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We're all on the same page, Yet we're standing apart on different lines'
So when we face rage, Ya'll fake it and let THEM commit horrific crimes
50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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Re: Apples and Oranges
by <Stiiccy> » Mar 12th, '09, 22:49
I hate jokes...
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Re: Apples and Oranges
by DƎRDYPK » Mar 13th, '09, 00:46
<Stiiccy> wrote:I hate jokes...
Jokes On You
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Re: Apples and Oranges
by Dark Blue » Mar 13th, '09, 00:53
DerdyPK wrote:<Stiiccy> wrote:I hate jokes...
Jokes On You
:O get it off him, he dont like them
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