Peep this. Shits dope as fuck.
Lyrics for 1st verse:
I'm a dorky scrub who loves to go on Porn Hub
Got the munchies in the store and I'm eyin' your grub
I'm bored just working doin' chores but more lust-
Got me going for this girl that's gorgeous!
Doin' rockstar shit with a rockstar chick
And i'm gonna go far cuz I'm on par bitch!
Parents on my shit, I need to get away
So I trick you, hit you with that "I'm sick today"
I wanna fuck buddy, but I got stuck unlucky
She's the devil, sayin' better not run from be
So the internet becomes a bigger friend than you
Little ho with no excuse and not even a clue (Fuck You!)
Drunk as shit throwin' up the shocker
Teacher bends over I can see her knockers
Now I'm more jolly than a jolly rancher
So I throw on my swag and I become a dancer
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