When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it.
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind, he's now sitting in a wheel chair.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
They tried to name a street after Jack Bauer in LA, soon after they had to rename it. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives
Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
Jack Bauer has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needed a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
Chuck Norris only killed 9 people because he ran out of bullets, Jack Bauer only killed 23 people because he ran out of people
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Gotta love Jack
you serious? you don`t know Jack Bauer?
