by dbeauluvswomen » Apr 18th, '09, 09:33
^ I still do, haha.
They have the best one liners in any show I've watched...and stories.
AL: How was I injured, you ask? Well, there I was, sloshing through the mall's wishing pond looking for change. I spotted a quarter, way far out. Why can't they just make a wish and drop the quarter, huh? Why they gotta whip it way out there? Well, I guess they think that dreams really do come true the closer you get to the drain. Anyhow, this quarter was just within my reach, when I slipped on some wishing pond slime, and took a header right into the granite statue of the Goddess of the Malls: Half Off-ious. Kids, you almost lost your daddy!
KELLY: Well, did you get the quarter?
AL: No! It was a pull-tab from a beer can.