to STANS! what are Things you have done because of Eminem

[blitches]

i bleached my skin like michael jackson, got ems tattoos exactly replicated, still livin at home wit mom, i pistol whip bouncers in a jealous rage, i don't have a daughter so i call my lil sister my daughter, im 20 still in 9th grade, i pretend im on aftermath, i pretend im on drugs, i make racist tapes in moms basement, i pick fights wit mom, i pick up girls just to argue every night, i pretend i've lost my best friend, i often strain my voice talking in a nasal tone, i wear alot of alf shirts, i gain weight just to rapidly lose it, i don't give a fuck about nuthin, i whine about how fame sucks (pretending im famous) and finally, i pray to the holy trinity: Em, Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers.


i don't consider myself a stan tho

[grabdat]

well lets see i told mya the shit was all about me-ah gave alyssa milano syphillis mono and ghonorrhea caused all my man girls to say see ya cause brandy and monica walked in a caught me fuckin aaliyah bout it

[DRSteele]

i dont smile in photos anymore eg. the banner at the top of the page.

its less awkward than a massive scary smile

[4D]

He influenced me to start writing rhymes. I was listening to some of his earlier stuff, and I realised I could rhyme some other optional multi's to go with the ones in his songs. I'd always had an interest in rhyming and English in general, it always came pretty easy to me. But listening to Eminem for the first time blew the door right open on the possibilities. You have to take into account that rappers like Rakim, Nas and Big Pun were not big in Ireland and so were pretty underground, which without the internet means unheard of, except for a few of their bigger tracks. So Eminem's arrival was huge for the worldwide lyrical appreciation of rap imo.

I would never imitate a star though, that's a bit lame. And I would never condone anyone being known as a Stan.

[Slimm]

When i was 12 i walked around in an eminem tshirt, an eminem cap/beanie, and an eminem sweater. Thats all.

[DƎRDYPK]

thanx to Eminem......
I raped my mother......
ran outta weed......
stole a car.....
&
lost my penis to a fatal bungee jump

naw but 4real Eminem motivated me to write rhymes & never give a fuck about what anyone thinks.
If it wasnt for Em there probly wouldnt be a DerdyPK spending his days on TRShady.com
soo yeah Eminem's the man