Anybody Working on Lyrics?

[DaKidLilj]

I know we have a lot of people that like to work on lyrics...so can we have any confirmation that people are working on it? I dont got the patience to do it but if i did i would do it instantly.

[SeoNv]

I Wanna lirycss! im a mexican and my english is horrible xD,

Relapse rulz

[topdawgizalaw]

are u a fucking illegal dude

[SeoNv]

are u a fucking illegal dude

Naah men, i think buy 2 copies of Relapse

This music makes me rally, I'm know I'm going to jail XD

[topdawgizalaw]

no cuntfuck, u said ur mexican, are u an illegal alien

[shadygeneral]

The internet can be accessed anywhere in the world so maybe he lives in mexico. Mexican doesn't mean illegal living in the united states dumbass. Don't start shit for no reason

[Robbie G]

Bagpipes from Baghdad verse 1 & 2:

oh, its music to my ears
oh man, how can i describe, the way i feel
fuckin' great man
ok, let me see
how could i begin

verse 1:
locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch,
was red, more red wine and captain crunch,
red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
and to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch
mariah what ever happened to us
why did we have to break up
all i asked for was a glass of punch
ya see i never really asked for much
i cant imagine whats
going through your mind after such
a nasty break up with that latin hunk
luis migul
nick cannon better back the fuck up
i'm not playin i want her back ya punk
this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk
mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
zapp and eric clapton
shaft, prince, abba, crunk
ya baby
i want another crack at ya
you can beat me with any spatula that you want
i man i really want you bad you cunt
nick you had your fun
i've come to kick you in your sack of junk
man i could use a fresh batch of blood
so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture

hook:
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad...

verse 2:
you could be a permanent fixture
in my lyrical mixture
i'm the miracle whip trickster
my signature sound
when a tube of lipsticks around
i'm bound to put it on in an instant
wow man what an ensemble
what an assortmen of pharma-
ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and
cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
never new i could remind me so much of my momma
i'll cut you like dahmer
pull a butcher knife on ya
the size of a sword boy
i'm like the fucking red sonya
get it stuck in ya cornea
nice knowing ya norman
your so fucking annoying
drop the shovel boy
you dont know what the fuck your doing
i aint playing no fucking more
nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore
every minute theres a sucker born
snuck up on malachai
made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn
chaka chaka khan chaka khan
hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and
tell him its fuckin on
now what the fuck are you doing
your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower blowing your bagpipes from baghdad

Verse 3:
In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they'll become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles
It's what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment? just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I've just got my one year sobriety ??? check
When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other
Especially when they're joined at the hip
I'm going to get a needle ??? kit
In attempt to separate the ??? back at the loin, shit (?)
Lure the little boy with the chuppa chups, avoid ???
Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid

Underground
[Eminem - Intro]
A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck I’ve been at the last few years
Shit I don't know
But I do know, I'm back now
HAHA

[Chorus]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground

[Eminem - Verse 1]
Dre I’m down here, under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts all of ‘em dying from mass afixial
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab
wack job in the back with a black stocking cap
jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
[you can't say that] yes he can
I just did faggot now guess again
better text message your next of kin
tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement
So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy
NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny
its Satan in black satin panties
this is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills
fanny pack filled with zanax
through every nook and cranny
lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet looky
Razor balades wit me to make you bleed
cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed
slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me
until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee


[Chorus]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground

[Eminem - Verse 2]
Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
Fucking doctor I didn’t understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin’ into a fucking Vicodin like I ‘am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, fuck Jason it’s Friday the nineteenth
That means it’s just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
Fucking Lesbians shouldn’t of had her legs in the way
Now she’s pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.

[Chorus]
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground

[Eminem – Verse 3]
Tell the critics I’m back and I’m coming
To spit back an abundance
Hit a fag with onions
Then split a bag of Funions
Mad at me understandable
Cannibal shooting animal
Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorheys with a forty
Stuck a repository up his ass
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine
And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor hands too
And came out with a little scratch oww
Looking like I got into a fucking pillow fight with a triple fat goose/
INSANITY CAN IT BE VANITY, WHERES THE HUMANITY /
IN HAVIN A TWIST OF FANTASY WITH A ARM AN LEG AMPUTEE\
straight jacket with 108 brackets
and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it/
cut ya f**kin head off and ask where you headed off to?
get it headed off too?
medice this headaches awful, this anistetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffel/
and this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco/

Beautiful

I'm just so f**king depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, I took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up in order for me to pick the mic back up
I don't know how, or why, or when I ended up in this position I'm in
I'm starting to feel dissing again, so I decided to just pick this pen, up
And try to make an attempt to vent, but I just can't admit
Or come to grips with the fact that I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet
And I know some s**t is so hard to swallow, but I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow, but I know one fact, I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow, but you're gonna have to walk a thousand miles..

In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes, just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each other's minds
Just to see, what we find, look at s**t through each other's eyes
Don't let em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you
So, don't let em say you ain't beautiful
Ohh, they can all get f**ked, just stay true to you

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor, everything is so tense and gloomer
Almost feel like I gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon
As I walk in, it's like all eyes on me, so I just try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that, then it opens a door for conversation like I want that
I'm not looking for extra attention, I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room, maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no f**kin' man serving tryna follow me around to wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack, and half of them ain't even funny like
HA, MARSHALL YOUR SO FUNNY MAN, YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN, GOD DAMN
Unfortunately, I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down, listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we ain't gotta trade our shoes, and you don't gotta walk no thousand miles..

In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes, just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each other's minds
Just to see, what we find, look at s**t through each other's eyes
Don't let em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you
So, don't let em say you ain't beautiful
Ohh, they can all get f**ked, just stay true to you

Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bulls**t hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves, and flip 'em don't expect no help
Now I could've either just sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which I'm placed in and get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
And sat on the porch and hoped and prayed for a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in every single place and every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid, even if it meant acting stupid
Aunt Edna always told me keep making that face it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there holding my tongue tryna talk like that
Until I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at eight years old
I learned my lesson then cause I wasn't tryin' to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story, not just based on my description
Cause where you see it from where your sitting is probably 110% different
I guess we would after walking a mile in each others shoes at least
What size you wear? I wear 10's, let's see if you can fit your feet..

In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes, just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each other's minds
Just to see, what we find, look at s**t through each other's eyes
Don't let em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you
So, don't let em say you ain't beautiful
Ohh, they can all get f**ked, just stay true to you

[SeoNv]

i dont have the Influenza, im not ilegal

i live on mexico but all the WEB and all the Rap are worldwide, yaknowthatmean? im a fan of Eminem


thank u very munch!! for the lirycs!

[DaKidLilj]

Shady Babie...god bless u...thank u so much