He eats his own semen, so he can keep his jizz count up and doesn't lose any unborn babies.
He loves to spank his nalgas while he's spanking his little Jedi warrior (that's totally what he calls it) .
He likes to wear diapers and isn't ashamed to admit it.
He "poos" in his pants sometimes.. And don't even ask me what he does with all those action figures in the background. The places they've been....
yosh, soph .. i saw him first hands off
yes i am 
