Relapse Lyrics

[Slim Zaddy]

from where , you guys , get's these lyrics .. album is not released yet ,, are these , real..

^
You don't know the album has leaked???

no man ,, i dont know ... is it leaked for real ..

[SajN]

Yes, it is.
You can find the link in Download Central... Thread is made by 4D

[Slim Zaddy]

Yes, it is.
You can find the link in Download Central... Thread is made by 4D

ohhho , that's great ,, i will go for it now .. so is it's sick , dope . or soemthing,

[Epidemik]

Hello

Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is, Shady
Its so nice to meet you
Its been a long time
Im sorry Iv been away so long
My name is, Shady
I never ment to leave you

Verse 1
You see that chick in the gym checkin me out?
Any second im bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and Im wrecklessly wreckin the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
Theres the necklace I lost right next to Stephanies blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope. Guess ill re-route. Maybe somewhere in the depths of the coutch
Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatch n' the feelin you cant match it
I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet
Atta-ta-tackin a whore with a damn hatchet
A nap sack packed with like 40 some Xanax's
Shorty come back Im tryin to score me some lap dances
Im bout to relapse so baby pour me some jack daniels
Formula 40-40 and 40's with bad capsuls
The bad apple spoils the bunch Im back at ya'

Chorus
Well I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello
And are you menstrating baby my lil friends waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty's shakin like jello
Girl I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

Verse 2
My equilibrium's off - must be the lithium
I dont need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em
It just becomes every day extra curriculum
No reason in praticular it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun but what is your name Vivian?
I woke up next to you naked and uh did we um?
Of course we did but but didnt I scratch any hun?
Im looking for the torn rapper but there dont seem to be one
No offense baby girl I dont mean any harm
But disease is something Im trying to keep my penisry from
I find the package and Im cool I immediately run
Like Speedy Gunsalus to see if I see anyone
who might have a couple of 3's Im fiendin for some
My head is poundin to the beat of the drum

Chorus
Well I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

Verse 3
Oh those were the days they certainly were
Its hurtin me to know that Ill be closing that curtain for good
word word word word wor-word
I second that and I third rush to emergancy surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer getting them free 100 bucks for these Percadens
Plus its getting to be where he'll lustfully search the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin him
Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up
muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of ?
Now he's doubling backwards and he's stubmling back
Slipped and fell to his back boom heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
Im just bustin my own chops while im bustin a rap
resussitated and rejuiced so fuck it im back

Chorus
Well I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

And so im sayin
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is, Shady
Its so nice to meet you
Its been a long time
Im sorry Iv been away so long
My name is, Shady
I never ment to leave you

Ya
Its like startin over
A clean slate
Ha

[313]

Thanks
I only just need medicine ball and must be the ganja!

[313]

Underground


[Eminem - Verse 2]
Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
Fucking doctor I didn’t understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin’ into a fucking Vicodin like I ‘am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, fuck Jason it’s Friday the nineteenth
That means it’s just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
Fucking Lesbians shouldn’t of had her legs in the way
Now she’s pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.

Fucking Lesbians! shoot head of her, legs in the way
Now she’s pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging me to stay.

I think this is correct.

[Epidemik]

Must Be The Ganja

yeah
Oh
Yeah Yeah
Oh haha
i feel like dancing
i feel like dancing
i smell something in the air thats making me High
i said i smell something in the air thats making me High

Verse 1
ok here we go doe ray me fah so fah so lah tee da so
lyrical rasco kick back the tabasco
you motherfuckers must just not know the tick toc toe
time to show you the most kick ass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a picaxe a sick ass hole
tic tac toe ? your six pack with exacto
knives stranglin wives with thick lasso
big bags of the grass zig-zags
im with the Doc so you know how that go
Skull and crossbones this is poison
to poison girls who do not know
you do not wanna try this at home ? vato
this is neither the time nor the place to get macho
so crack a six pack sit back with some nacho's
maybe some pop corn and watch the show and just rock flow
its not what you expected nor what you thought so
bout time that you wake the fuck up smell the pot smoke

Chorus 2x
It must be the ganja its the marijuana
thats creepin up on me while im so high
maybe its the henny that has gotten in me
what ever's got into me i dont mind

Verse 2
Your dreams are getting fofilled
oo im literally getting the chills
spitting at will
me and dre have just finished splitting a pill
your submitting to skills sitting still
im admitting im beginning to feel
like i dont think anyones real
faced with a dilemma
i can be Dolly Llama and be caught up in drama
a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer
please dont upset me mamma
your looking sexy mamma
dont know if its the lala or the rum and pepsi mama
dont wanna end up isnide my refridgerator freezer
be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza
how many people you know
who can name every serial killer
whoever existed in a row
put 'em in chronilogical order beginning with jack the ripper
name the time the place from the body the bag the zipper
location of the ones where the body was dragged and then dumped
the trunk that they were stuffed in the model the make the plate
and which moderate lake they found her in
how they attacked the victum
say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one
which knife or which gun what kid what wife and which nun
dont stop i like this is fun the fuckin night's just begun

Chorus 2x
It must be the ganja its the marijuana
thats creepin up on me while im so high
maybe its the henny that has gotten in me
what ever's got into me i dont mind

Verse 3
when im behind a mic dynamite's what its kinda like
your stuck with the same stick that your tryin to light
behind the boards its Dre legends are made this way
isnt it safe to say this is the way it should be?
maybe you need some lyric syrup served for your symptoms
here's a dosage of the antidote now you give him some
he can give her some she can give them some
get behind the lynn drum
make up a beat and kill the sucker syndrome
? drum when it comes to lyrics and ? some
starting from scratch n' then endin up
at the end enough capable of winnin a Pulitzer
sworn belivibleitza titanium cranium thats full of su-
prises when the smoke rises right before your very own eyes
your stare into your sterio's high
good evening this isnt even a weed thing
i aint even smoke anything i aint even drinking

Chorus 2x
It must be the ganja its the marijuana
thats creepin up on me while im so high
maybe its the henny that has gotten in me
what ever's got into me i dont mind

[Shady88]

mad fuckin props 4 this

[Epidemik]

Medicine Ball

oh my goodness what have i done
oh no
i cant believe it
its like i got the whole world in my palm
and im ready to drop bombs

welcome to the Slim Shady mecca rebecca
its the village in new york right next to the Tribeca
its my sector homosexual dissector
come again rewind selector
i said nice rectum i had a vasectomy ?
so you cant get pregnant if i bisexually wreck 'ya
Hannibal lecter


will finish later if nobody else does..

[313]

Nobody didn't finished

[randomghost]

Hello

Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is, Shady
Its so nice to meet you
Its been a long time
Im sorry Iv been away so long
My name is, Shady
I never ment to leave you

Verse 1
You see that chick in the gym checkin me out?
Any second im bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and Im wrecklessly wreckin the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
Theres the necklace I lost right next to Stephanies blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope. Guess ill re-route. Maybe somewhere in the depths of the coutch
Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatch n' the feelin you cant match it
I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet
Atta-ta-tackin a whore with a damn hatchet
A nap sack packed with like 40 some Xanax's
Shorty come back Im tryin to score me some lap dances
Im bout to relapse so baby pour me some jack daniels
Formula 40-40 and 40's with bad capsuls
The bad apple spoils the bunch Im back at ya'

Chorus
Well I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello
And are you menstrating baby my lil friends waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are ***** and your booty's shakin like jello
Girl I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

Verse 2
My equilibrium's off - must be the lithium
I dont need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em
It just becomes every day extra curriculum
No reason in praticular it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun but what is your name Vivian?
I woke up next to you naked and uh did we um?
Of course we did but but didnt I scratch any hun?
Im looking for the torn rapper but there dont seem to be one
No offense baby girl I dont mean any harm
But disease is something Im trying to keep my penisry from
I find the package and Im cool I immediately run
Like Speedy Gunsalus to see if I see anyone
who might have a couple of 3's Im fiendin for some
My head is poundin to the beat of the drum

Chorus
Well I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

Verse 3
Oh those were the days they certainly were
Its hurtin me to know that Ill be closing that curtain for good
word word word word wor-word
I second that and I third rush to emergancy surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer getting them free 100 bucks for these Percadens
Plus its getting to be where he'll lustfully search the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin him
Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up
muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of ?
Now he's doubling backwards and he's stubmling back
Slipped and fell to his back boom heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
Im just bustin my own chops while im bustin a rap
resussitated and rejuiced so fuck it im back

Chorus
Well I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I dont mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

And so im sayin
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is, Shady
Its so nice to meet you
Its been a long time
Im sorry Iv been away so long
My name is, Shady
I never ment to leave you

Ya
Its like startin over
A clean slate
Ha

props for this

[shady45]

All lyrcis
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dxxr5w9_17d89qh3m4

hello faild

[Sofi]

All lyrcis
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dxxr5w9_17d89qh3m4

hello faild

Thanks

[313]

All lyrcis
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dxxr5w9_17d89qh3m4

hello faild

Big thanks!!!

[Drama Setter]

All lyrcis
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dxxr5w9_17d89qh3m4

hello faild

thank u bro .