Favourite Relapse Lines?

[lakaisx]

"Slim Shady, shit sounds like a fable to me, until he jumps out of the fuckin toilet while your takin a pee." "My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium, I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimmie um"
idk theres alot of sick lines.

[Fa-Q]

the whole kickstand quick sand with xopher reeves

[Throwback24]

I just got f**kin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f**kin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"

[Tash8]

read my sig...

[1sick6]

She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"

Slut you need to leave me the
fuck alone I ain't playin, go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra

Insanity, can it be vanity, where's the humanity in having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee

Gave Hannibal Lecter a fuckin nectarine and sat him in the fuckin fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture

[Hadez]

"Now I use power tools, how bout now are you in the shower
Scalpel you for six hours till outage of power outlets
How did you figure out I was down in ya basement now ya
Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growlin from down there"

"Titty fuckin you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles"

"Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs"

"You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?"

[ShadySoldier90]

Walked up Elm Street with a fucking wiffle bat drew.
Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor Hands too.

[1sick6]

She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"

Slut you need to leave me the
fuck alone I ain't playin, go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra

Insanity, can it be vanity, where's the humanity in having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee

Gave Hannibal Lecter a fuckin nectarine and sat him in the fuckin fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture

[theJFKshow]

"Insanity can it be vanity, wheres the humanity
In having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee"

Fucking beautiful.

[4D]

Ah great shit guys, Loved all of the ones TruEmFan quoted. Especially that second verse from Stay Wide Awake, it's honestly one of the best verses Em has ever written. So fuckin lyrical and nasty and creepy. Awesome!

One of my favourite lines that hasn't been quoted yet.

Bagpipes From Baghdad
"i come to kick you in your sack of junk
man i could use a fresh batch of blood
so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunct!"

That's class, how did he think of the first part of Acupuncture to rhyme with that? Genius!

Underground:
"[you can't say that] yes he can
I just did faggot now guess again
better text message your next of kin
tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement"

Love the way he says that, that whole song is sick from start to finish though.

[rahavan]

cut ya f**kin head off and ask where you headed off to?
get it headed off too?

thats just old eminem style

love that line

[Bank$terRapper]

hit jason voorhees
over the head with a 40

lol sick

[da r star]

There's so much, but just for now , the one that gets me all the time and I have to rewind:

(how the) Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp uh
Shit wait a minute, I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out uhn

Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya

Basically, the whole end of 3.AM.

I remember the first time
I dismembered a family member
December I think it was
I was having drinks with my cuz
And I wrapped him
In christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin tub
Cut him up into pieces
Then just when I went to drink his
Blood
I thought I outta drink this bath water
That outta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder man slaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood curdling screams
Just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3 am
And here I come
So you should probably run
A secret passage way around here
Man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs
It aint no stoppin me from choppin him up(up)

[<Stiiccy>]

I was born wid a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head,
my step father said that i sucked in the bed,

^^heeeellll yeh hahahhaha

[Throwback24]

I'm bored so here I go.

You're walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible
Right there's the coroner
Waiting for ya to turn the corner, so he can corner ya
You're a gonner, he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea, he just saw you run
All you want is to rest, cause you can't run anymore you're done

Slut, you need to leave me the, f**k alone I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon, and colour a f**kin' zebra

I was born with a d**k in my brain, yeah f**ked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my d**k sucked in the shed
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?

"Did you get him?" Naaw, f**ker tried to bite my face off
I just got f**kin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f**kin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong

In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become hetro-sexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty f**king you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicle

Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it
I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Att-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet
A napsack pack with like 40sumn Xanax's

I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love

So one last time Mr. Christoper Reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please!
"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you, always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this s**t too far, who do you think you are?
Hang my suit up in the armior
Everyday I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"

Fe Fi Fo Fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter Central Park, it's dark, it's winter in December
I've seen my target, pit my car, and park and approach the tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl you might-a
Heard of me before, see whore you're the kinda girl that I'd-a
ssault and rape and figure why not try to make your p***y wider
f**k you with an umberella then open it up while the s**t's inside ya

Soon as you lay me down to sleep, It's your soul I'ma try to take
Pray for life today, right away, why do they try to fight today?
I must make them pay twice as much, might aswell put the knife away
Now I use power tools, how 'bout now, are you in the shower?
Scower you for 6 hours, til outage of power outlets
How did you figure out I was down in your basement, now ya
Must've just heard the sound of my stomach growling from down there
Prowler there's no one fowler, bound ya, that's how they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown ya, with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower

How many people you know that can name every serial killer
Who ever existed in a row, put them in chronological order
Beginning with Jack the Ripper
Name the time and place from the body, the bag, the zipper
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped
The trunk that they was stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate
And which model, which state they found her and how they attacked the victim
Say which murder weapon was used to do what on which one
Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife and which nun
Don't stop, I like this it's fun, the f**kin' night's just begun

Maybe just a nice cold brew, what's a beer?
That's the devil in my ear, I've been sober a f**kin' year
And that f**ker still talks to me, he's all I can f**kin' hear

Insanity? can't it be vanity, where's the humanity
In havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee
Straight jacket with 108 brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your f**kin' head off, and that's where you headed off to
Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful
this anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle
and this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco