Favourite Relapse Lines?

[SeoNv]

Beatiful

And laugh at every single joke I crack and half of them aint even funny like
Ahh, Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown

[e29]

and i know some shits so hard to swallow
but i cant just sit back and wallow
in my own sorrow but i know one fact
ill be one tough act to follow

took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
that motherfucker's got nuts like king kong

Valium was in everything food that I ate
The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it the seas in my steak
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches

dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab

Insanity can it be vanity, wheres the humanity
In havin a twisted fantasy with a arm an leg

So many more but those come to mind

[Sokool10]

Medicine Ball:
"All my west side bitches throw it up,
Put a baloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up."

Stay Wide Awake:
"Somethin rapein figure why not try to make your pussy wider,
Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya."

Underground:
"Hit a fag with onions,
and split a bag of Funyuns." - for all the Funyuns fans!! Yeah!

[MontrealSTAN]

Kiss the naked mannequin man again!

too funy LOL

[wrestler1256]

Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk

[dbeauluvswomen]

I find the package and I'm cool I immediately run
like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone

swallowing a colonopin while I'm nodding in and out on the ottoman at the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottle then

Valium was in everything, food that I ate
the water that I drank, fuckin peas in my plate
she sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
so everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches

if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again
and then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit
you little shit wanna sit there and play innocent

Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
and I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
nail her, baby say hello to my little friend

dropped kick the bitch before her second trimester
preform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess
I'll dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

better text message your next to kin
tell them shit is about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement

Insanity can it be vanity, wheres the humanity
In having a twisted fantasy with a arm an leg amputee
straight jacket with 108 brackets
and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it/
cut ya fuckin head off and ask where you headed off to?
get it headed off too?
medic this headaches awful, this anesthetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffle/
and this prosthetic arm keep crushing my hard taco