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Epic win of the day

Postby *MIRANDA* » May 22nd, '09, 20:31

fun lil article i found ..total ownage :giggle:

This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University .

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank Everyone for coming, many from Long distances, to support them At their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation He said he wanted to give everyone A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to Everyone, and asked them to Open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious Of them weeks earlier and had Hired a private detective to tail Them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions For a couple of minutes, he Turned to the best man and Said, 'F---you!' Then he turned To his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the Dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled First thing in the morning.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the Bride's' and best man's reputations In front of 300 friends and family members. :laughing:

This guy has balls the size of Church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' Commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception For 300 family members and Friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week Honeymoon accommodations In Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face When they see the 8x10 glossy Of the bride humping the best Man: Priceless.

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Re: Epic win of the day

Postby mcZu » May 22nd, '09, 21:50

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Sad story though; to bad for that dude, still funny as fuck lol.
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Re: Epic win of the day

Postby Ka0t1c » May 23rd, '09, 00:06

good find :y: :o
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Re: Epic win of the day

Postby <Stiiccy> » May 23rd, '09, 01:25

yeh i didnt read all that shit
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Re: Epic win of the day

Postby Tornado » May 24th, '09, 16:58

LMAO Great find..i would love to see that
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Re: Epic win of the day

Postby DrRapid » May 25th, '09, 00:19

Fucking epic :worship:
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Re: Epic win of the day

Postby Cwayon_Murder » May 25th, '09, 20:18

Oh fuck, that's awesome
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Re: Epic win of the day

Postby D@vid » May 25th, '09, 22:17

funny as hell if its true
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