Talk to a Stranger Online!

[Wic Kid]

Shit, guys, Im gettin addicted to this...

[Dark Blue]

omg i love this one--)

Stranger: PIRATE ATTACK!
You: wtf i gotta get outta here
You have disconnected.

another one--)

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Stranger: hello im a dude still want to talk?
You: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk omfg wtf is wrong with you SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: hawhaw
You: omg don't rape me
Stranger: yes oh yes
Stranger: i want to rape you
You: noooo my ass is still a virgin
Stranger: ah
Stranger: what about your penis?
You: wtf u can't have that either
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and another one--)

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Stranger: will you marry me?
You: fuckin right
Stranger: male?
You: yupp
Stranger: no.
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fuck i got owned on that one lol


heres yet another one lol--)

Stranger: Hello
You: im superman
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[Dark Blue]

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Stranger: hello
you: i have blood in my pants! what do i do?
Stranger: r u joking?
you: no!
Stranger: your a girl right?
you: no
Stranger: oh.....
You:
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[ThomasAguanis]

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You: IM a big f'n deal
You: you know that?
You: did you get the memo numnuts?
You: I'm top 5
Stranger: I do, you emit an air of a person who is a big f'n deal.
Stranger: I don't want to step to you.
You: good
You: you know whats up
Stranger: I just want to mind my own business and avoid eye contact.
You: good
You: you better
You: trshady or no?
You: if no nevermind i said it
Stranger: I don't understand what a trshady is, is that a reference only big f'n deals would get?
You: yes
You: exactly
You: I'm huge in japan
Stranger: And since it's such a tiny country, your shadow looms even larger.
Stranger: You're like a linguistic godzilla.
You: wow. you really know whats up
You: you shouild be my manager
Stranger: I don't think I could keep up with you on a permanent basis. Even now I feel immasuclated just talking to you.
You: you mad>
You: ?*\
Stranger: No sir, please, I'm not mad.
You: good
Stranger: I guess I'm not good at expressing my respect.
You: I thought you were angry
Stranger: I have no right to be angry with a big f'n deal.
You: you sir are a great person
Stranger: But I'm only a small f'n deal, so it's irrelevant.
You: well maybe you'll grow to be my stature
You: one day
Stranger: I could only dream of dreaming that.
You: images of myself induce wet dreams so be careful
You: no homo
Stranger: Wet dreams aren't by choice, I understand.
You: your mom does not want to clean your sheets tomorrow morning
Stranger: She's dead.
You: too bad
You: mine may be too
Stranger: She was trying to get your autograph and was trampled by a mob of onlookers.
You: well maybe its better that happened than her meeting me
You: if she met me she would have left your father and i would be your daddy now
Stranger: Lest her retinas be singed out, like looking directly at the sun.
Stranger: God I would have loved for that to have been the case.
You: yes i would have taken you under my wing
Stranger: HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE WINGS TOO
You: and bat your ass with a telephone pole everytime you scored under a 75.6% on tests
Stranger: I'm really not worthy, I should go before I evacuate my boewls.
You: no
You: fecal explosions are also normal in y presence
You: my*
Stranger: I shouldn't be here, it's like trespassing in some holy temple.
You: you are welcome
Stranger: I'll take my leave, and keep my head bowed.
You: out of place but welcome
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[<Stiiccy>]

god every convo i have always ends in some wanting to sue me

[JMG]

hmm

Stranger: I HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER
You: you sick son of a bitch
Stranger: im a girl
You: oh thats hot
You: how did it happen
Stranger: we were kissing then she touched my leg
You: wow then what
Stranger: she ate me out
You: was it good
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[James R.]

^ROFL wtf? Lmfao wow that shit was fuckin hilarious

[heva]

this shit is cool lol

[<Stiiccy>]

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You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: Im a wizard
Stranger: Whee!
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: I'm a lizard
You: I once magically got Pamela ANderson to suck my cock, and drink my jizz
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: Give me that spell
You: okay say it with me okay?
Stranger: I'd love to skullfuck her
Stranger: Ok
You: just type every word after i type it..
You: k?
Stranger: Yep
You: I
Stranger: L
You: No like "i"
Stranger: I
You: Am
Stranger: Am
You: A
Stranger: A
You: Fucking
Stranger: Fucking
You: Douche
Stranger: Douche
You: Bag
Stranger: Bag
Stranger: what the fuck man?
You: oh want me to put into perspective? your a god damn cocksucking nut licking peice of shit Douche Bag, This world has no use of you or anything you offer you fucking scum. Fuck you
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[<Stiiccy>]

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You: hello there
Stranger: hey
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: no thanks
You: cmon...My name is Marshall
Stranger: hi marshall
You: Marshall Mathers to be exact
Stranger: thats great
You: whats your name
Stranger: that would be an ecumenical matter
You: oh really...SO if i stick my dick in your ass I can't go back and tell my homies what your name is? shit...you take the fun out of Fuck
Stranger: well done marshall
You: SO what the fuck are you doing
You: with that smart ass attitude
Stranger: dont see how im being smart, just looking for interesting people to chat to
You: well you found one interesting mother fucker...tell me your a chick?
Stranger: nope, im a bloke. im touching my penis right now marshall
You: well ignore that whole deal about fucking you in the ass okay?...Not really my style to fuck men...I like to Gay Bash every now and again though
Stranger: too late marshall, id say youre taking it up the brown as we speak
You: DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: marshall, its been an absolute pleasure. and people wonder why the world hates america.....
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I know i just posted one but god damn that was to funny to not post

[James R.]

Lmfao funny... everyone I've spoken to on here from Istanbul, Britain, African, Turkey, and even IRAQ loves America. Silly fucker. The world LOVES us.




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You: yo yo yo siggidy son!
Stranger: why is the sky blue?
You: cuz i be makin dat green gump azz bustah!
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/big-dicked-male/Gangsta Nation, USA
You: you?
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You: oh yeah mmm
Stranger: hi
You: whats goin down?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and u?
You: shit man im just tryna make dat paper ya feel me?
You: I gotta feed deez kidz ya dig?
You: I aint got for small talk n shyt i gotta mak sure dat child support gets in on time
You: the fuzz be whoopin my ass
You: you know how it feel to get a billy club shoved up yo azz?
You: and i aint talkin about that lil stick they got
You: this cop William FUCKED ME SON
You: you cant handle this?
You: speak
You: SPEAK MOTHER FUCKA!
You: You aint real
You: bitch
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[<Stiiccy>]

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You: heyy
Stranger: hi
Stranger: uk?
You: Amsterdam
You: ?
Stranger: oh
You: do you like oral sex?
Stranger: no
Stranger: go to hell
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[Dark Blue]

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Stranger: hiiii
You: wtf is wrong with you
You:
Stranger: lots
You: GET HELP!!!!!
You: i can't believe you did that
Stranger: your face
You: wow you suck lol
Stranger: so dose ur mum
You: umm my mom is dead
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that will teach him

[<Stiiccy>]

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Stranger: hi
You: fuck u
Stranger:
Stranger: can u wait 10 minutes i must poo
Stranger: brb
You: what the fuck?
Stranger: i got diarrhea
You: god damn bitch...quit eatin so much you fuckin pig
Stranger: im done now
Stranger: i must shit again
You: go suck a cock

[Dark Blue]

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Stranger: T-rex.
You: wow someone has alot of time on there hands
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