Relapse Highs and Lows

[nujet2002]

I know there have been millions of different threads like pick your favorite song etc etc etc but I thought we could do a different kind of voting. Here are the different topics to answer along with my favorites. We can also include the two bonus tracks in this.

Favorite Song
Underground

Worst Song
Crack a Bottle

Best Line
Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin' wiffle bat drew,
fucked Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too,
and came out with a little scratch ooh,
lookin' like i got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple fat goose.
Insanity, can it be vanity? Where's the humanity,
in having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee.

Wackest Line
Valium was in everything, the food that i ate,
the water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate.
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak,
so everyday I had at least three stomach aches.

Best Hook
Old Times Sake
Start and Finish of Hello if that counts

Most Annoying Hook
3 A.M.
Crack A Bottle

Best Beat
Careful What You Wish For

Worst Beat
Insane (just not feelin it)

Best Flow
Stay Wide Awake

Worst/Awkwardest Flow
Beautiful

Most Interesting/Meaningful/Favorite Content
Deja Vu

Dumbest/Lame/Meaningless/Boring Content
Old Times Sake

[JMG]

[quote="_SacJB"][quote="nujet2002"]

Favorite Song
Deja Vu

Worst Song
Must be the Ganja

Best Line
Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma-
Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle,
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama,
'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya,
The size of a sword boy, I'm like a fucken Red Sonia,

Wackest Line
Now look at all the pretty women in here (damn bitches)
Dre it's hot, I think we better go check on their temperatures
I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages
Now baby just bend over, this won't hurt a damn bit, just



Best Hook
Beautiful

Most Annoying Hook
3.AM

Best Beat
Beautiful,Stay Wide Awake

Worst Beat
Must b the Ganja

Best Flow
Insane, My Mom

Worst/Awkwardest Flow
all the flow is good


Most Interesting/Meaningful/Favorite Content
Deja Vu

Dumbest/Lame/Meaningless/Boring Content
Underground

[nujet2002]

I edited it to involve two content based but it was changed right after Sac's reply so nobody seemed to notice it. Just for future responders if they wanna include that.

[brutus09shady]

Valium was in everything, the food that i ate,
the water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate.
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak,
so everyday I had at least three stomach aches

thats fricken tight

[JMG]

Valium was in everything, the food that i ate,
the water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate.
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak,
so everyday I had at least three stomach aches

thats fricken tight

[Ice_Scarred]

You know I kinda find it weird that Deja Vu is my favorite song since Slim Shady is my favorite Persona. Except on this album Slim Shady seemed to have less "Variety" and a specific statement to make in the songs. Even the zaniest songs from Slim Shady have pertained to a specific "statement" or topic, and added the zany off the wallness to it (Ex: Role Model, Just Don't Give a Fuck, Still Don't Give, Criminal, Bad Influence, etc.) With this album it kinda lacked that STATEMENT perspective and instead was just random and sometime even unwitty.

He could've even related more of his life to the Shady songs like he did back in the day. I kinda miss the Personal-ness of his music (besides Deja Vu and Beautiful, there wasnt much of it).

Anyway here's my list of Highs and Lows.

Favorite Song
Deja Vu

Worst Song
Must Be the Ganja

Best Line
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin’ you
Titty-fuckin’ you til’ your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

Wackest Line
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart) (Cheesiest Em verse as well as his cheesiest song....)


Best Hook
Deja Vu (I love it!)
Beautiful (Just simply Beautiful...)

Most Annoying Hook
Must Be the Ganja (odd enough though I say it to myself sometimes....it gets stuck in my head)

Best Beat
My Mom or Underground (I miss the Gritty sounding beats from MMLP and TES...especially the Piano, Chord, Snare driven beats from his previous albums)

Worst Beat
Same Song & Dance

Best Flow
Underground

Worst/Awkwardest Flow
Same Song & Dance (most boring flow I heard in a long time...)

Most Interesting/Meaningful/Favorite Content
Deja Vu

Dumbest/Lame/Meaningless/Boring Content
Must Be the Ganja and Bagpipes from Baghdad (even though I actually get entertained by it, it is by far the most pointless to me)

[classthe_king]

Favorite Song
Underground

Worst Song
Crack a Bottle

Best Line
this is Amityville calamity
got damnit insanity pills
fanny pack filled with zanax (Doesn't look like much with just the lyrics but it sounds awesome and the first time i heard it my jaw dropped and i started laughing and said em is back)

Wackest Line
Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts

Best Hook
Stay Wide Awake

Most Annoying Hook
Crack a Bottle

Best Beat
Bagpipes from Bagdad

Worst Beat
My Darling

Best Flow
Underground

Worst/Awkwardest Flow
Old Times Sake

Most Interesting/Meaningful/Favorite Content
Beautifel

Dumbest/Lame/Meaningless/Boring Content
Crack a Bottle

[SeoNv]

Favorite Song
Beautiful

Worst Song
Same Song & Dance

Best Line
Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn!"
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown

Wackest Line
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you

Best Hook
Underground

Most Annoying Hook
3 A.M.

Best Beat
Underground

Worst Beat
Same Song & Dance

Best Flow
Stay Wide Awake

Worst/Awkwardest Flow
3 AM

Most Interesting/Meaningful/Favorite Content
Beautiful

Dumbest/Lame/Meaningless/Boring Content
Old Times Sake

[slimsoxshady]

damn y'all are milking Relapse to death...now wheres that second Relapse when you need it?

I'm gonna keep it brief

High
Rhyming

Low
Leaves you wanting more

Worst Beat
Same Song & Dance

wow

[AnalKiddo]

Favorite Song
Deja Vu

Worst Song
Bagpipes

Best Line
(sorry its long lol..)

Every CD critics gave it a 3, then 3
Years later, they'd go back and re-rate it
And call the Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed, yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic
And eight years later, I'm still at it
Divorce, re-married
A felon
A father
Sleeping pill addict
And this is real talk
I feel like the Incredible Hulk
My back has been broke, and I can still walk

Wackest Line
the whole we made you and bagpipes song..

Best Hook
My Darling..

Most Annoying Hook
Same Song and Dance

Best Beat
Bagpipes

Worst Beat
Medicine Ball

Best Flow
Stay Wide Awake or My Mom

Worst/Awkwardest Flow
Same Song and Dance

Most Interesting/Meaningful/Favorite Content
Deja Vu or My Darling or Beautiful

Dumbest/Lame/Meaningless/Boring Content
Bagpipes or 3 Am

[zizou312]

Favorite Song
Beautiful

Worst Song
Bag Pipes

Best Line
Maybe just a next cold brew
Whats a beer?
Thats a devil in my year
i've been sober a fucking year
and that fucker still talks to me like his all I can fucking hear
Marshall c'mon we'll watch the game its the cowboys and bucaneers

Worst Line
my mom

Best Hook
Must be the ganja

Most annoying hook
Bag Pipes from baghdad

Best Beat
3 am

Worst beat
bagpipes.. ( I hate that middle eastern sound)

Best flow
Stay Wide Awake

Worst flow
bagpipes

Most interesting content
Beautiful

Meaningless Content
Insane

[Tash8]

how the fuck can you guys hate same song and dance and must be the ganja? those are in my top 5...

[SeoNv]

how the fuck can you guys hate same song and dance and must be the ganja? those are in my top 5...

i feel same song & dance empty

i love must be the ganja is great

[JMG]

i like eminem rappin about weed the verses are all good ,the beat kills it for me tho.