1.i suffer from chronic masturbation
2.im a football hooligan
3.i have an extremely short temper and am very agressive
4.im a manchester United Fan
5.i got my nickname(and username) Sleepy by turning up late for a football match.bascially i was supposed to be in town for the match at 10 a.m with the match on at 11a.m.but i slept in and i call from one of my friends asking me where the fuck i was. when the call ended it was 10.50.i checked my phone and i had 10 missed calls. i turned up after about half an hour.my replacement wasnt doing too well either yet to teach me a lesson the manager didnt put me on til there was bout 2 minutes left

.from then on ive been called sleepy by everyone even the slow client in my class
went home and went back to bed
