Ok so lets say these two guys go out to a bar with the specific goal of getting the most numbers. Now assuming J and Lucifer are bound by the guarantee of earthly freedom of will, who do you think would be the bigger pimp?
If I had to guess I'd HAVE to say Satan. I mean think about it. Dude's a fallen angel. He probably got the looks and he most definitely has the tone and vernacular to get a chick wet and ready to give it up. Jesus... he'd be good, but he's no devil.
Satan or Jesus
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Satan or Jesus
by James R. » Jul 9th, '09, 21:03
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by JMG » Jul 9th, '09, 21:06
satan would obviously win
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by Cwayon_Murder » Jul 9th, '09, 21:11
Jesus could get bitches drunk for free yo.
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by Jay-19 » Jul 9th, '09, 21:27
Satan. No doubt.
For this simple fact only:
He was the most beautiful angel of them all, but he went around and fucked things up and got kicked out of heaven, and what girl does NOT love a bad boy? I mean, getting kicked out of heaven has to be the most gangsta shit you could ever accomplish!
For this simple fact only:
He was the most beautiful angel of them all, but he went around and fucked things up and got kicked out of heaven, and what girl does NOT love a bad boy? I mean, getting kicked out of heaven has to be the most gangsta shit you could ever accomplish!
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by DrRapid » Jul 9th, '09, 21:30
Jesus cause he'd get 'em bitches all drunk...
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by Drama Setter » Jul 9th, '09, 21:33
Jay-19 wrote: I mean, getting kicked out of heaven has to be the most gangsta shit you could ever accomplish!
hahahahahahahahaha ,Rofl ,
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by Tomega » Jul 9th, '09, 21:37
jesus... Cuz satan is known for his absolute gayness.
jesus is a homosexual too, but he doesnt brag about it so much
edit: by the way, they are about so goddamn fictional. its like choosing between the iceman and optimus prime.
jesus is a homosexual too, but he doesnt brag about it so much
edit: by the way, they are about so goddamn fictional. its like choosing between the iceman and optimus prime.
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by Ka0t1c » Jul 9th, '09, 21:49
Jay-19 wrote:Satan. No doubt.
For this simple fact only:
He was the most beautiful angel of them all, but he went around and fucked things up and got kicked out of heaven, and what girl does NOT love a bad boy? I mean, getting kicked out of heaven has to be the most gangsta shit you could ever accomplish!
good shit, i voted satan!
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by Almostlity » Jul 9th, '09, 22:03
Satan > Jesus hands down.
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by James R. » Jul 10th, '09, 01:44
Tomega wrote:jesus... Cuz satan is known for his absolute gayness.
jesus is a homosexual too, but he doesnt brag about it so much
edit: by the way, they are about so goddamn fictional. its like choosing between the iceman and optimus prime.
So what if they're fictional. One or the other. People can flip a coin if they're really perplexed. Plus Optimus would beat Ice's ass.
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Re: Satan or Jesus
by Ella » Jul 10th, '09, 02:32
Jay-19 wrote:Satan. No doubt.
For this simple fact only:
He was the most beautiful angel of them all, but he went around and fucked things up and got kicked out of heaven, and what girl does NOT love a bad boy? I mean, getting kicked out of heaven has to be the most gangsta shit you could ever accomplish!
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