maybe you heard em idk
1) Michael Jackson walks up to this girl on the beach and the women respond, "get out of my sun/son"
2) Michael Jackson was 90% plastic with all of his surgeries, so once he died they melted him into leggos so little boys could play with him for once.
3) Farrah Faccette(spelling) died and went to heaven, God greets her and says " why Farrah you were such a good human on earth that I am going to grant you one wish, what will it be?" Farrah responds, "I would like all of the children in the world to be safe." so God killed Michael Jackson










