Battle rhyme Game (no poetry, just pure hate rhymes)

[ThomasAguanis]

Watch da masta, blast da rhyme apprentice,
Shit spitter`s like dennis, minus da menace,
best diss is ta Ask if im a dentist, he sinkin like he Venice.
Vengence, I`m makin an honest promise ta thomas aguanis,
when i`m on it`s hot n u not guna topple this,
ur jocks`ll b choc-a-bloc fulla plops n piss!!

i dont know what to say cause i cant respond to battle raps
i just post shit up and hope that a response never comes back
but i'm not always so lucky such in this case
Fordie made a comeback but it was better than mase
I know fordie is better than i am but i'll still try.
He's just trying to showoff his rhymes on a new guy.

[B.A.D.]

i dont know what to say cause i cant respond to battle raps
i just post shit up and hope that a response never comes back
but i'm not always so lucky such in this case
Fordie made a comeback but it was better than mase
I know fordie is better than i am but i'll still try.
He's just trying to showoff his rhymes on a new guy.

^^^^^

Stupid, stop dissin urself and try ta kill and get bigga
Don't hope for anyone to post back, pull da trigga
and blast a nice rap, attack befo' u get back
cuz dissin' yo self will cause a lot of respect lack
If I use a strong vocab with you, u ain't goin ta understand
Go and meet Benzino and both make a new band
call it "Wack source" you will get betta? of course
but we always know that Thomas spitted the worst

[ThomasAguanis]

Stupid, stop dissin urself and try ta kill and get bigga
Don't hope for anyone to post back, pull da trigga
and blast a nice rap, attack befo' u get back
cuz dissin' yo self will cause a lot of respect lack
If I use a strong vocab with you, u ain't goin ta understand
Go and meet Benzino and both make a new band
call it "Wack source" you will get betta? of course
but we always know that Thomas spitted the worst

Ok 30-3 you wanna diss me?
well i'll come after you and get myself a 3rd kidney.
i'll rip open your side and just pull it out
it dosnt matter how loud you shout.because no one will help you.
they'll all fear me.hopefully you're blood tybe is ab
because i don't want to get no h.i.v. from you
but anyway when i'm done you'll be ripped up like an old skate shoe.

[4D]

U ain`t that bad Thomas u got some promise
finally got some backbone n got outta da closet
but u startin dramas with lyrical pyranas fordie`s gory like Jeffrey Domma is
so retire from tryin lie in da bahamas wid ur gay ass attired in pyjamas
no time for full stops or commas when i stop u like saddam is
bommas gettin blown up like nude pics of ur mommas

[ThomasAguanis]

haha. i can't compare to Fordie or 30-3 so i'm gonna start a new topic. it's gonna be for beginners like me.

[4D]

Don`t be silly man, it`s all good. You betta than some!

[ThomasAguanis]

Don`t be silly man, it`s all good. You betta than some!

thanks. i guess i'll still try in here and hopefully come up with some good stuff. i'll post a reply to yours later.

[Rapsoldier101]

you dont want this i'll leave you in the middle of the street//
struggelin to breath and than i rest you in peace//
and any other rapper i will leave ya deceased//
make anyone regret ever steppin to me//
i dont need a weapon to be a reckless emcee//
this is like a desease and its an infection on me//

~1~

[ThomasAguanis]

i'm now back into this battle.
shit if you step tio me i'll brand you like cattle.
kick you in the knee and make you waddle like a penguin.
I'm now gonna go all out. there's no way you can win.
especially with 2 broken legs that i cracked with my bare hands.
i'll then wait untill your half dead and dump you in the wetlands.

[Darjan333]

can

[Guest]

i step into the mix and show you how to do it it properly,
set lyrical trends and then sit back and watch u copy me
fuck discrimination, your all up for elimination
u pussies think your nething i come and make a mockery
many mcs are hotting me, but none of em put a stop to me
its intimidation why most mcs have props for me

[B.A.D.]

aight... see.. yo

there's only one one king, he goes by the name of 30
your fixation with tryin to rap clean comes all dirty
I'll shit on ya'll, well I'm liberal, so I'll let you post back
I'm serious man, DARJAN should be banned for been wack
yeah gay people can't rap, so why the fuck are you rappin
and to this nigga Thomas who the fuck you think u attackin
hey "Guest" that ain't no good vocab, get a fuckin dictionary
we are all up for elimination?, so this is a pistol party
ya'll just keep postin like cockatoos,... just be quiet
ya'll need more talent, you don't have non , I need a diet
Fordie's the only one with skills around, jesus crhist
ya'll look like animals with no talent, get civilized

who next?

[Darjan333]

Hey ya all,look at the 30-3
he is rapping like he

[HAYZI]

hav a bit of confidence whys ther only props for fordie,
fucking wack rappin brats i've caps comin for all your knees
put your keyboard down cos 30-3 belive your boring me
and by the time ive read your shit i feel like now im 40-3
darjan at least you tried but have some pride and dont ever try again
you sound like your a five year old that smokes crack and got high again

[Rapsoldier101]

[quote="DARJAN333"]Hey ya all,look at the 30-3
he is rapping like he