I heard a noise in my closet...

[DrunkenDeath]

...I opened the door to my closet.... and my cat was in there.... wtf?? like at least an hour has passed and he was in there not making any noise! the closet is very small and the floor is covered in junk...

[Spyder]

amazing

[James R.]

Maybe God's saying you're a pussy

[Solace]

Maybe God's saying you're a pussy

Pwn.

[gutawafang]

HAHA. Must be a cute cat.

[DrunkenDeath]

Maybe God's saying you're a pussy

Pwn.

I don't see how a cat staying still and quiet for a good hour in a small closet filled with junk, making it impossible to stay quiet, relates to me being weak or a coward.

It's more like me being quiet, sneaky, skilled, something.

Or you meant the part of the cat reffering to pussy? Which the pussy was being quiet and sneaky referring to me? Are you saying that to cover up that you're a pussy?

[James R.]

You're trying to hide the fact that you're a pussy hence the cat being in the closet. Or maybe your cat is trying to tell you that it's gay...

[DrunkenDeath]

If I knew he was in the closet, then I would be a pussy, or gay, hence why you're wrong.

[James R.]

If you knew the cat was in the closet then it wouldn't be a sign from God that you're a pussy or a sign from your cat that it's gay. Your cat being gay was a play on your cat coming out of the closet. It's not that hard to comprehend for someone of (possibly less than) average intelligence and zero to moderate education.

[Solace]

Maybe God's saying you're a pussy

Pwn.

I don't see how a cat staying still and quiet for a good hour in a small closet filled with junk, making it impossible to stay quiet, relates to me being weak or a coward.

It's more like me being quiet, sneaky, skilled, something.

Or you meant the part of the cat reffering to pussy? Which the pussy was being quiet and sneaky referring to me? Are you saying that to cover up that you're a pussy?

I love you.

[BILI]

Maybe God's saying you're a pussy

lol

[DrunkenDeath]

lol drunkendeath pwned ya