I hit my GF damn I feel bad

[JMG]

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the police or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story

she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

[Spyder]

your a fuckin bitch HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHh
had me goin man. i was like like omg omg omg NOOOOOOOOO

[Dark Blue]

omfg i felt so bad for the both of you


but i gotta say that was pretty funny lmao

[Solace]

Lol someone else posted that already so it didnt really get me.

funny shit to re read tho

[JMG]

haha yeah i got fooled by it too

[Dark Blue]

im gonna post this on facebook and freak all of my friends out haha

[Steve Spag]

lmaoo.

[DelinQuent]

that story makes me want to hit my girlfriend.

[Emadyville]

DAMN MAN that was better than any rick roll, then every episode of punk'd, christ that was sick and I gotta give it to you

Btw the ending MADE this as great as it was, props to you I can do nothing but bow again

[James R.]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Definitely got me. That shit was fucking hilarious.

[Solace]

Hah, I remember Lil Pimp posting this awhile ago...

Yep that was who i remember it from

[JMG]

I wasnt fooled, cause well...its jmg lmao

what is that suppose to mean

[JMG]

haha yeah i guess ur right

[James R.]

I completely believed it at first cuz it was JMG. That means you aint scurred to Chris Brown a bitch...

[Xray]

Hah, I remember Lil Pimp posting this awhile ago...

Same, and the fact there was the use of capitals and proper grammar and it made me suspicious from the beginning.