I almost got LAID with a real chick when I was 16

[Ella]

woahh freakky Sac.. i almost got LAID with a real chick when I was 16 too

your such a tease Ella

lol i already admitted that...... but i was just jokin ha-ha..?

[macdaddy019967]

haha that was a funny story Sac hey at least you got to do some shit to the girl...
btw if that was me i would have used the old "pull-out" technique instead of the condom it hasn't failed me yet

[Fa-Q]

haha that was a funny story Sac hey at least you got to do some shit to the girl...
btw if that was me i would have used the old "pull-out" technique instead of the condom it hasn't failed me yet

but if it ever does fail you it will be an 18 years and 9 months mistake

[macdaddy019967]

haha that was a funny story Sac hey at least you got to do some shit to the girl...
btw if that was me i would have used the old "pull-out" technique instead of the condom it hasn't failed me yet

but if it ever does fail you it will be an 18 years and 9 months mistake

nah I would just accidently throw the bitch down the stairs
no seriously I would

[Nick419]

so just by judging the title and the story ur a 23 year old virgin?

[ThomasAguanis]

We started kissing but it was my first tongue kiss so it felt like a worm. She took off her bra, she had big tits, I started sucking them.

That made me laugh.

[DrunkenDeath]

We started kissing but it was my first tongue kiss so it felt like a worm. She took off her bra, she had big tits, I started sucking them.

That made me laugh.

It made me cry.

[JPearson]

if this is a joke then lol if not then your a bit of an oddball, lost mine at 15, n never kissed someone who has a tongue the size of a worm