i was think maybe we could do the same here just post up your funny text messages well if not heres some from the site--)
(609): He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
(330): Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
(706): dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
(609): Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
(802): Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
(912): I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
(407): I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
(381): I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
(316): Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
post some of your if ya wanna
