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[DrunkenDeath]

edited

[classthe_king]

1)

You go outside and take off full speed at the creepy guy. Lowering your shoulder you give him a hard hit on the side and tackle him. His head hit the ground and he was knocked out. His mask flies off. It's actually Eminem and his face is plastered in tobasco sauce! You bend down on one knee and look at the poor man lying on the ground. You look into his eyes and see that he is hurt and feeling alone. As one lonely tear drop trickles down his face you see that it is SacJb. You courageously pick him up and run. You

1) Hide back at your house
2) Go to the Strip Club
3) Deside to Stop by Tru's house

I'll make it a full paragraph if thats what you wanted

[DrunkenDeath]

um.... could someone a little older and mature ignore this guy's post and continue from what I wrote?

[classthe_king]

Add a twist to make it awesome.

[classthe_king]

Is that better

[DrunkenDeath]

sigh....
We are talking about an actual criminal and two complete strangers, NOT eminem and a random member from the forum. Not only that, but if you tackled him, he/she would fight back. not stand there and watch you cry, look at the guy and pick him up, and walk away, and continue to stand there doing nothing after a ski mask magically flew off. please change your story completely. you can leave the part where you run outside. why would someone smear their face in a hot sauce.

[classthe_king]

sigh....
We are talking about an actual criminal and two complete strangers, NOT eminem and a random member from the forum. Not only that, but if you tackled him, he/she would fight back. not stand there and watch you cry, look at the guy and pick him up, and walk away, and continue to stand there doing nothing after a ski mask magically flew off. please change your story completely. you can leave the part where you run outside. why would someone smear their face in a hot sauce.

I was laughing the whole time while reading that. I changed it a little bit though to clear up some questions. Lol at him smearing his face in hot sauce.

Edit: I just laughed even more at your edit.

[DrunkenDeath]

goddammit. somebody with at least a brain stem participate and make the first story reply. classthe_king's post doesn't count because it is going against the rules. sacjb or truemfan are in his post and if they wanted to play they won't be able to because they are already in the post and would be interacting with their clones that don't exist.

[DrunkenDeath]

You randomly put on your glasses and realize the criminal is not eminem, it is someone who kind of looks like him. then you look at the ground and realize it is not sacjb at all. you notice the criminal is only pretending to be knocked out, because there is no way in the history of fuck that somebody went unconscious by hitting their head on the ground at small speed at 1 centimeter an hour. A cell phone falls from the sky and lands in your hand. You dial 911 and report the emergency of classthe_king being stupider than anyone in the history of man. The police go onto trshady.com and investigate who the hell owns the account 'classthe_king'. with very intelligent professional investagators and george w bush's Ultimate Privacy Invader, version 2008, you get a call back from the police in twenty seconds. The police say they found the criminal and is an ugly 13 year old boy with a terrible case of acne with no friends and has aids. the police are already on their way to where he lives and will stab him in the eyes with knives, then drug him asleep, transport him to the emergency room and will surgically remove his lungs. When he wakes, the doctors will pick him up and throw him in a pile of garbage behind the building.


GAME OVER, GAME WAS RUINED

[B.A.D.]

Bonjour Bonjour

[classthe_king]

Seriously, that was the best laugh I got all day. Thanks

[Noeezy]

You randomly put on your glasses and realize the criminal is not eminem, it is someone who kind of looks like him. then you look at the ground and realize it is not sacjb at all. you notice the criminal is only pretending to be knocked out, because there is no way in the history of fuck that somebody went unconscious by hitting their head on the ground at small speed at 1 centimeter an hour. A cell phone falls from the sky and lands in your hand. You dial 911 and report the emergency of classthe_king being stupider than anyone in the history of man. The police go onto trshady.com and investigate who the hell owns the account 'classthe_king'. with very intelligent professional investagators and george w bush's Ultimate Privacy Invader, version 2008, you get a call back from the police in twenty seconds. The police say they found the criminal and is an ugly 13 year old boy with a terrible case of acne with no friends and has aids. the police are already on their way to where he lives and will stab him in the eyes with knives, then drug him asleep, transport him to the emergency room and will surgically remove his lungs. When he wakes, the doctors will pick him up and throw him in a pile of garbage behind the building.


GAME OVER, GAME WAS RUINED

LMFAO do more!