Nastiest Eminem line ever

[imhavingarelapse]

Drunkendeath, who said that in your signature? Lmfao.

Oh, lol, I wrote that

Sacjb - Lil Wayne, I lol'd.

[DrunkenDeath]

I'll be Chamillionaire
You can be MC Hammer

[imhavingarelapse]

I'll be Chamillionaire
You can be MC Hammer

MC Hammer?? More like Jay-Z

[imhavingarelapse]

"Don't you know what felch means? (yeah) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping"

[DrunkenDeath]

I think it's meant to sound like Eminem. It's clearly not though. I got a little confused with that post as well.

album released october 2002, my bad. But the song could have been recorded anytime before then. Sounds like eminem from his first two aftermath albums. Eminem has been featured in a lot of other artist's songs.

[vermin]

"I don't need help, from D12 to beat up two females"

One of his best rhymes, and nastiest material.

[AnalKiddo]

QUEEFING! LOL.. ahhh south park

[slim-topic]

What about this?

Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bend
When the snow turns bad, hand jacks off in bed
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
Oh, Santa Claus did molest me last night
In fact, could have me listed as ‘naughty' twice
Not cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
Because of the nog, I left on his wife
It's time for old nick to move and retire
Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that cruel
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
All the cookies and milk, simply quite quick
I mean, when's the last time you've seen your dick

Is that Em's verse? It doesn't sound like him.

It's an Eminem christmas song


Search for White Trash Christmas by Bob Rivers. I think the album released in 2005.

i think u are Eminem.



"put anthrax on a tampax and slap you till you can't stand"

[ShaBruv]

"Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch,Eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose"


My dads gone crazy some messed up stuff

[SayGoodbyeHollywood]

I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

That has to be it, its legend, lol

this

[Wic Kid]

I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

That has to be it, its legend, lol

Not just Ems nastiest. Nastiest ever...I mean, what tha fuck?!

[Jens14]

The octomum thing

[jba1me]

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so jus tape it shut

idk but i thought the line was genius

[DrunkenDeath]

wait a minute, listen to the chorus lyrics


Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA


eminem lives in detroit, bob rivers lives in LA.

edit: wait a minute... let me confirm that...

edit: bob has worked at twenty or more different stations in his career, and has lived and traveled in several different states. I don't know the number. So given by the lyrics, and that celebrities don't care about how much money they spend to travel because they have millions, bob rivers and eminem worked in east la for a song and lunch or something. remember that california has the biggest movie and music creation business thingy.

[AbramIsaac]

Must be ya'll, cus I ain't awkward at all
I just like to go to the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
Go through Relapse after I just fought through withdrawal
"Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll"

or

Sittin in a padded room doin shrooms,
Havin visions of dead pregnant women with brooms jabbed in their wombs