Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

[DrunkenDeath]

Hi everybody

The first game was ruined by classthe_king. Please do not include members from this forum in the story. If that member wants to participate and they are in the story and has to interact with themselves, it won't make sense and will probably be confusing. Also, please don't ruin it by suddenly turning a character into Eminem for no reason. That ruins it completely and ruins people's imagination trying to read and enjoy the story when they read that hot sauce is covered on Eminem's face. Please leave it realistic and don't make it childish. Try to not rush through it, take your time. Thank you.

Original post:

M'kay, let's play a game. I'm going to write up a quick story, and the next poster will choose one of the three options I place, and then continues the story starting with the option stated, and then the next poster does the same, etc. Go over what you write before you post it. Be sure to make it understandable by everyone and use correct grammar. That way it's fun for everyone. Try to not make it longer than a paragraph. Add a twist to make it awesome.







You are taking a nice hot shower. You put down the bar of soap, bend over and turn off the water. You open the curtain and step out. You grab the towel to dry off, when suddenly you hear very loud screaming outside. You look out the window to see a tall figure across the street in dark clothes with a ski mask, hovering over somebody sitting on the ground who appears to be sitting and scared as hell. You can barely see what is going on. You

1.) Throw on your top and bottom and run outside
2.) Rush for the nearest phone and dial 911
3.) Ignore it and go on about your day

[gutawafang]

3.) Ignore it and go on about your day

So you ignored it and went to put on some clothes and do your hair. You looked into the mirror and gave a wide grin at the handsomeness. You headed to the veranda and put on your fly shoes. Then you take the skateboard leaning near the shoerack and locked the door as you stepped out. Ahead you see a junction.

1)Go straight and head to the fast food restaurant.
2)Turn right to join your friends to hang out.
3)Turn left to check out the tall figure but ignore it in the end.

[DrunkenDeath]

3)Turn left to check out the tall figure but ignore it in the end

Feeling a little bit guilty, you go left to check out the tall figure. You jog for a few seconds to the street you see outside your bathroom window. You look across the street. There is nothing to be seen. Not a person in sight. You shrug it off, and turn. You drop your skateboard on the ground and stick your foot on the skateboard, and suddenly jump almost falling over due to the very loud screaming! You turn around. It sounded like it was nearby! Actually, it sounded like someone is being murdered!! Was it from behind one of those building over there?? Behind the bushes?? Frightened, you

1) Sneak towards the two buildings and poke your head and see what's there
2) Sneak towards the bushes and listen for any noises
3) Swallow it, walk away and deal with the guilt later

[gutawafang]

3) Swallow it, walk away and deal with the guilt later

Seems like you decided to run away again. You picked up your skateboard then keep walking along the pavement. A motorcycle rode past you and you noticed a shop nearby. The shop sells awesome but expensive chocolates. You were attracted to the aroma. You looked through the window and saw a really beautiful cashier.

1)Go in.
2)Keep staring.
3)Look around for another destination.

[Tornado]

2.) Keep Staring

Whilst you keep on staring, a gang of youths approach you asking you for your phone and skateboard. There's 4 of them, covered up with bandanas and hoods up.1 of them is carrying a baseball bat as a weapon. The leader asks you again, in a more aggressive tone to hand over your goods. You're scared because you think the youths were the same people making people scream. What Ya Gunna Do?

1. Run like Usain Bolt
2. Pick Up Your Skateboard and smack the leader
3. Tell them to fuck off

[gutawafang]

3. Tell them to fuck off

You flipped both birds after you slam your skateboard down on the pavement. The cashier heard the loud commotion because the gang keeps aggressively demanding for your things. So you saw the cashier up from the cash register table and approaching outside the factory. She was talking on the phone while doing so.

1) Wait for the cashier to come out.
2)Throw a punch on the gang "leader".
3)Keep agitating the gang.

[DrunkenDeath]

2)Throw a punch on the gang "leader"

Just about to thrust your first into his face quickly trying to come up with a line to say, you hear "Oh shit! We better get out of here."
The wannabe punks start taking off, and you yell "Hey, I'm not done with you! Thought you wanted shit from me!" The gangsters not sure how to respond, the leader yells "Oh, you want this?" and holds out his baseball bat. You stomp up to the gang leader and throw your fist in his face. Then his "friends" growl and run up to you, about to attack.These guys are much stronger than you are... Knowing you stand no chance defending yourself, you

1) Run away
2) Attempt to fight anyway
3) Run into the store
4) Stand there showing no emotion

[DrRapid]

4) Stand there showing no emotion.

So you just stand there expressionless, the evil gang gets back to you and start beating the s*** out of you. You lay there motionless and the gang leader says, "F*** no, I think we killed the m***********!" so they run away. As they are out of your radar you check on your bruises, nothing serious. Just some cuts and bruises. The cashier comes running out and tells you to come with her as she can help you out with those cuts and bruises as the police is coming. You decide to

1) Go along with her.
2) Remain there motionless once again.
3) Get angry with her and tell her that she didn't help you out.
4) Just walk away.

[Tornado]

3) Scream "fuck the police" and punch the cop in the face

The officer cathces a sweet uppercut on his chin, instantly KO'ing him.The other cop sees this and starts charging towards you. Feeling that you don't care anymore, you whack him with your skateboard. Your skateboard breaks and leaves blood on the street. This officer is down for the count aswell. Luckily, there's no one else here in this sidestreet but the officers and the cashier chick. She saw what you did to those officers. That's assualt. If she testifies, you're going to prison cos this is your third strike. She needs to be dealt with. So You...

1. Smack her with your skateboard until she loses consciencous
2. Bribe her
3. Lock her in the police car trunk
4. Drag her sorry ass to your apartment ro "persuade her"

[DrunkenDeath]

3. Lock her in the police car trunk

Surprised that you took out the cops, you realize you should have given a shot at fighting the gangsters. Well, things already got over dramatic and violent, there's no turning back. Might as well get rid of the witness. You grab your skateboard, twirl your head making sure no one is around, and sprint up to the body. You hear her moaning, and when she sees you, she screams "No! Nooo!" She sobs, and whines "No, please no!"
You look at the police trunk, but no way to open it. You run for the front door of the police car, fling it open and look for a button to open the trunk. You spot it, press it, and run to the back of the car. You pick her up and drop her in the trunk as she cries, and you smack her over the head with the skateboard a couple times, making her unconscious. Suddenly, you hear sirens. "Oh shit!"
You slam the trunk close, and you run for it!
BANG! "AAHH!"
You fall on your knees dropping your skateboard! You were just shot in the back of the leg! You look over your shoulder. One of the cops regained consciousness and shot you with his gun, and the sirens are coming closer! You

1) Surrender
2) Run away, with the pain in your bleeding leg causing you to limp and go slow

[gutawafang]

2) Run away, with the pain in your bleeding leg causing you to limp and go slow

Somehow you managed to get away. You take a look at your wound and realize it's worse than you thought. You know that continuous bleeding will kill you. You obviously didn't know what to do so you

1)Lie down on the ground at a nearby back alley and think about what to do next
2)Cry non-stop while deciding what to do next
3)Punch the walls and decide what to do next

[DrunkenDeath]

1) run back after the girl and ask about it

You limp-run up to the girl. They hear you running, three of them turn around and smile at you, the chick in the middle gave you the number. The rest walk away, but look back. In a flirty tone of voice, you say sorry about the thing you said, and ask about the number and the blood on it. They giggle, you notice the rest of the group stand several feet away. The girl that gave you the number tells you that it's not blood, it's make up. Suddenly, police and ambulence sirens come out of nowhere. The girls gasp, and start running away, the rest of the group follow. You yell "wait!", and the prettiest girl who gave you the number yells "call me!"
You run off in another direction and hide behind a building. Panting, listening to the sirens fade, you sit one the ground and stick the number in your pocket. You pull up your pant leg and look at the wound.
"I seriously need to wrap this up soon." You look to your left hoping there is something you can wrap it--
"AAAAHHH!!!" You fall to the right at the sight of a corpse covered in fresh blood! Panting harder, you think about the screaming you heard this morning. You take out your cell phone, but think that the police will remember you and will arrest you for assaulting the police officers. The first thing you decide to do is

1) Try to rip off a piece of the corpse's clothes and wrap your leg wound
2) Call the police anyway, and think of a plan so you won't be arrested
3) Search the corpse's pockets

[Tornado]

1) Decide to wait and see just who or what is making that noise

You turn to to see it was only a dog scattering the bins, looking for scraps to eat. You collect your breath and re-think what your gonna do. You walk back to your flat, via the alleyways but you see police are still there so no hope there. You need to get your wound treated and rest it asap. The only way to do that os to get to a safe place where you can relax. So You

1. Hobble to the hospital, taking backways so not to be caught
2. Call up a close friend to pick you up and stay the night
3. Call up that pretty girl an see if she can help

[DrunkenDeath]

2. Call up a close friend to pick you up and stay the night


You flip open your cell phone and call up a friend... ring... ring... ring... answering machine. "Damn it!"
You take a look at the paper you just picked up, and the paper the girl gave to you.... same colored blood stains... same phone numbers.... but different hand writing... Shivers go down your spine, your heart pounds hard. "Were those hot innocent looking girls responsible for this murder?" your mind races with questions and disarray. You glance at the corpse and look away. You dial another friend's number. Someone picks up. Yay. You tell him that someone robbing a bank shot your leg as he ran by and you need someone to pick you up. You tell him where to pick you up.
You take off, and limp your way to a spot about three minutes away on foot. As you're on your there, you try to think of more lies of what you were doing before and after you supposedly got shot by a robber. Oh shit! What if there were security cameras in front of the store??

1) You know someone that works at the store. Break into his house after your friend picks you up and take his store uniform, go into the store and grab the tape before the cameras are checked
2) After your friend picks you up, change your hair, dye your hair and get a tan
3) Don't worry about it, you walk on that street every day, you've never noticed a camera

[classthe_king]

so Drunkendeath, SacJB, and Tuneisen are all naked wrestling to Just Lose It and drunken slips and parks his mini cooper in Sac's backyard, Sac gets a little a roused and the Chiu walks in, "you bitch! I loved you" Chiu runs out the door only to...

1) return with a a mini gun and slaughter everyone

2) join them in the gay orgy

3)turn into Eminem

HEY! DO NOT USE PEOPLE FROM THIS SIGHT YOU IMMATURE MOTHERFUCKER! GROW UP AND REALIZE THAT THIS THREAD IS FOR MATURE PEOPLE ONLY THAT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GOOD FUCKING STORY!