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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby classthe_king » Sep 8th, '09, 02:13

Coleon wrote:you broke the rules, that wasn't an option :angry:


:shakehead: damnit
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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby DrunkenDeath » Sep 8th, '09, 03:42

Menzo wrote:3) Don't worry about it, you walk on that street every day, you've never noticed a camera

You realize that the store was a shitty little convenient store on a street corner, they wouldn't be able to afford cameras. As your friend pulls up to pick you up, he stares at you and says, "Dude, what the fuck, you're going to dirty my car". You tell him to shut the fuck up and bring you to his house. Once you pull up, you guys go inside and you sit on the couch. You ask him if he has any bandages or paper towels or something to wrap you leg wound with, he says, "Yes, they're in the washroom/restroom". You go in and you open the medicine cabinet, get the bandages and wrap your leg. You notice there are some blood stains on your cheek, so you decide to wash your face. After washing your face, you look up into the mirror and you see that same girl that gave you the number standing behind you, however, her eyes are blood red. You turn around quickly and realize she isn't there, "Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that" you say. You then here a lot of clutter in the living room where your friend is, and you go back there to see whats going on, and to tell him about what you just saw. You enter the living room and stop. Your friend is on the couch with his throat slit, and the SAME phone number that was given to you is written on the wall, with his blood.

1) You call 911, forgetting about what happened at the store
2) Scream in terror and faint like a pussy
3) Stay silent, and just think about what the fuck you're going to do next




3) Stay silent, and just think about what the fuck you're going to do next




Several minutes pass as you stare at what the fuck just happened.... you manage to kneel down and lay against your dead friend, and release tears... then you scream in the air in anger. "What the fuck is going on!!" and you scream again. The thought of your friend dying right in front of you keeps pacing in your mind. Your hands turn into fists. You pound the floor and scream. You hug your dead friend, and blood continues spewing out the throat. You take the number out of your pocket, wanting to rip it up... but you fear that doing it may lead to something bad.
"What do you want from me!?" you scream. You look to the left and see the number on the wall written in blood. And you look at the paper. And you think about what happened in the bathroom.

1) Call the number
2) Wait to see if you are answered before you call
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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby gutawafang » Sep 8th, '09, 04:39

1) Call the number

You dial the number using your friend's home phone. A MAN picks it up and says "welcome to the game".

You swallowed a sudden big gulp because of fright. You don't know what else to say. You answered it, "what game, you faggot?"

Then the man explains the rules. Simple rules, all you gotta do is slit the throat of a woman in a picture he's gonna send you through MMS. Few seconds later your phone vibrated in your pocket. You see the same woman who gave you the number near the back alley.

1) Plan the kill.
2) Call the cops for sure.
3) Call the ambulance cuz your wound is getting more painful.
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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby Tornado » Sep 9th, '09, 00:40

1) Start looking for a knife to kill the girl with

As you look for a weapon to plan the murder, you see the chick outside your window. You hurry out quickly, following her quietly and quickly. She heads up a back alley and take your chance to attack her. You grab her, but as you forgotten to get a weapon, you scream "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON". She breaks down and sobs, telling you that her friends were killed and she's lost and confused, and she's following orders from a video that she got to kill a target. You ask to see the video so you both go back to your place to watch the video and it is exactly like yours..Shit. Someone is fucking around with you two badly. You both go back outside deciding that your house isn't safe. Just as you step outside, you see one of those gangsters that attacked you before, only now, he's dead, blood all over the floor.You search the body, finding cash and some keys. You decide

1.) To take the goods and try and run away
2.) To take the goods and wait for the countdown to end so you can get vengance
3.) Search the body further
4.) Try to find the other gangsters
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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby MC Anonymous » Sep 9th, '09, 01:53

Menzo wrote:1) Plan the kill

You decide to plan to kill that fucked up bitch. But first, you look back at your friend's body and you being panicking. Quickly, you drag his body and put it in the trunk of his car. You then clean the blood as best as you can, still feeling teary eyed and confused. After that's done, you decide to leave the house and go to your house to plan your murder. As you come up to your house, you see the door is kicked down, "what in the name of fuck!?" You say. Entering the house, the furniture and appliances are all destroyed and cut up. You enter your bedroom and your bed is upside down, the walls are all coloured on with what appears to be 'red paint' and your television is on. What is on the TV shocks you. It's you...you have been followed and video taped SINCE the convenient store incident. Then the television changes and a timer comes on. "Three Hours. Do or Die." it reads. You figure the countdown is for you, and how long you have to kill that girl before you die. You...

1) Start looking for a knife to kill the girl with
2) Call the police
3) Gather weapons and wait for the countdown to reach time zero


1) Start looking for a knife to kill the girl with

As I aimlessly wander the corridors of the apartment complex in search of a brandished knife, I hear the whimpering of a bitch. I proceed to follow this bitch, with my cock. She runs screaming, and I tackle said bitch with my testicles. She begins to scream for help, and to shut the bitch up, I injected my semen into her vocal box. Then I continue to begin my torture and eventually the my death plan to the bitch. I strap her arms to the floor with knife embedded boots in a curb stomping manner, and tickle her corneas with both of my nuts. She screams but you hear is the sounds of gargling cum. She flails her body and for her to stop being like a epileptic autistic child, I stuck the knife that I found so far up her pussy hole that the eggs got split into miniature eggs and she developed four different ovaries. Needless to say, she stopped flailing her body, and was silently sobbing. I began to rub the flesh on her nipples with my nostrils, slowly putting my open nostrils on top of her nipple so she can feel the mucus in my membrane. then, licked it off and spit it on her vagina for lubricant. I stuck it in her newly lubricated pussy and it slipped in and out better then giving birth. In fact, it was so easy, that I felt like I was putting my penis inside a container of fluff, and the fluff smelled like fish. After my torturous orchestra was completed, I decided to end her misery, and made her choke on the aftermath of shaving my pubic hair. She died a crabby death.

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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby Solace » Sep 9th, '09, 01:55

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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby Tornado » Sep 9th, '09, 22:42

1) In a dark room, strapped to a chair

You awake, trying to recollect the events before but nothing. The straps are tight but your hand is near your pocketknife, so using it to cut your wrists free, you cut yourself free and get off the chair. You notice your wound has been patched up, but your leg still feels weak and even more weirdly, there's a device strapped to the same leg beeping. You begin pacing the room as there's only a door, a cctv camera and the chair. On the chair is a earpiece. You put it on and hear the words "4 Survivors left in the game. Enter Survivour 4". As he says that, your door opens. You peek your hear out to see a series of corridos and chambers. You see the police officers that was shooting at you. He sees you and screams "We've got number 4 boys!" as 3 officers attack strangely covered in pig masks. You

1.) Slam the door shut
2.) Run
3.) Whip out your pocketknife and charge the leader
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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby classthe_king » Sep 10th, '09, 02:13

MC Anonymous wrote:
Menzo wrote:1) Plan the kill

You decide to plan to kill that fucked up bitch. But first, you look back at your friend's body and you being panicking. Quickly, you drag his body and put it in the trunk of his car. You then clean the blood as best as you can, still feeling teary eyed and confused. After that's done, you decide to leave the house and go to your house to plan your murder. As you come up to your house, you see the door is kicked down, "what in the name of fuck!?" You say. Entering the house, the furniture and appliances are all destroyed and cut up. You enter your bedroom and your bed is upside down, the walls are all coloured on with what appears to be 'red paint' and your television is on. What is on the TV shocks you. It's you...you have been followed and video taped SINCE the convenient store incident. Then the television changes and a timer comes on. "Three Hours. Do or Die." it reads. You figure the countdown is for you, and how long you have to kill that girl before you die. You...

1) Start looking for a knife to kill the girl with
2) Call the police
3) Gather weapons and wait for the countdown to reach time zero


1) Start looking for a knife to kill the girl with

As I aimlessly wander the corridors of the apartment complex in search of a brandished knife, I hear the whimpering of a bitch. I proceed to follow this bitch, with my cock. She runs screaming, and I tackle said bitch with my testicles. She begins to scream for help, and to shut the bitch up, I injected my semen into her vocal box. Then I continue to begin my torture and eventually the my death plan to the bitch. I strap her arms to the floor with knife embedded boots in a curb stomping manner, and tickle her corneas with both of my nuts. She screams but you hear is the sounds of gargling cum. She flails her body and for her to stop being like a epileptic autistic child, I stuck the knife that I found so far up her pussy hole that the eggs got split into miniature eggs and she developed four different ovaries. Needless to say, she stopped flailing her body, and was silently sobbing. I began to rub the flesh on her nipples with my nostrils, slowly putting my open nostrils on top of her nipple so she can feel the mucus in my membrane. then, licked it off and spit it on her vagina for lubricant. I stuck it in her newly lubricated pussy and it slipped in and out better then giving birth. In fact, it was so easy, that I felt like I was putting my penis inside a container of fluff, and the fluff smelled like fish. After my torturous orchestra was completed, I decided to end her misery, and made her choke on the aftermath of shaving my pubic hair. She died a crabby death.

-The End.

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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby DrunkenDeath » Sep 10th, '09, 02:48

1) Slam the door shut



You slam the door shut. Feeling exhausted and confused, you cover your face with your palm. Then you wipe away sweat and then swear under your breath. Suddenly you realize you need to defend yourself. You sprint for the chair and press it against the door, and quickly but carefully lean it under the doorknob. You grab your pocket knife and crouch down waiting for the so called "police" to attempt to break through. As you wait with your heart racing, you hear no footsteps or anything whatsoever. Suddenly you hear some electric buzzing as you calm down. You look up to see a dim light bulb hanging by a chain.
CRASH!!
You jump at the sound of the door banging against the door. You look over to see a leg and one of the cop's sides pressing against the door. You shove the pocket knife in the cop's leg and right there you hear screaming pain. The leg disappears and the door shuts by itself, and the screaming dies out.
A sound proof door? You think
Realizing the knife may not be good enough, you scan the room for possible weapons. All you see is the cemented brick wall, a bookshelf full of books, a painting of Andrew Jackson, a painting of a city with garish lights and shit, dirty dishes on the floor, and a soccer ball. You shake your head, and look back at the door waiting for something to happen. Several seconds pass as your hearts starts racing again.
You close your eyes for a second. Your memory starts coming back. Anger builds up as you think about all the murders you have seen, and a tear falls on the brick floor as you think about your friend who you will never see again.
BLAM!!
You fall on your back as smoke fills the room. You throw your head for the door to see even more smoke. As you breathe hard and your heart pounds, the smoke starts clearing up, to see most of the door gone, and an unwounded leg steps through the book hole.

1) All hope is lost, say a prayer, charge the demons with your knife and fight
2) All hope is lost, you're an atheist, sit there scared like a coward, or fight
3) Run to the back of the room, use the useless objects to help yourself. Like MacGyver
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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby DrunkenDeath » Sep 10th, '09, 21:22

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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby DrRapid » Sep 13th, '09, 09:40

3) "You should consider plastic surgery"

So you tell her that and she slaps the fuck out of you. She then pulls out a glock out of her massive breasts and says "I'm gonna bust a cap on your bitch ass". But suddenly a sickle rips through her massive breasts. Fuck, that shit is gory as fuck! As her body is thrown to one side you see what you always thought your eyes would never see, Death. He stands there looking at you and...

1) You decide to beat the shit out of Death.
2) You decide to run away like a fag, tripping on a stone and twisting your ankle and scream as Death approaches you.
3) You decide to EXPOSE that motherfucker and pull down his hood.
4) You just walk away.
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Re: Choose your own adventure game (participate, it'll be fun)

Postby Tornado » Sep 13th, '09, 16:51

3) You decide to EXPOSE that motherfucker and pull down his hood.

So you lunge at Death and pull the hood off and see he's wearing a smiley guy mask with "Stop Me" written on it. Two other guys start to join him, running towards you with sickles, cornering you in a dead end. Just then you remember the chick's glock and car. You dart towards the Death, using your trusty pocketknife to stab him in the chest. Sucess. His scythe may be deadly but it's heavy and the pocckedtknife went in his heart. Using this momentum, you stun the other two but pushing death on them, knocking them over. You run to the car and start to drive off, heart racing, adrenaline pumping. Looking around, it's destruction with burning buildings, carcasses all over, rubbish everywhere. The whole city is in ruins, like a war has occured. There's also not a lot of people around either. Suddenely your earpiece crackles "Update. 3 Survivours left in the hunt. Seems like Death missed his chance". Fuck, the shithole is still watching you. Just them you realise a lampost right in front of you. CRASH!. The car is totally wrecked but you're ok. You stumble out getting your bearings. Realising the odds are against you, you decide

1.) To try to escape the city for safety
2.) To get to a safepoint and hold up there till you're safe
3.) Try and find the remaning survivors
4.) Try and find out what the fuck is going on
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