favourite eminem rhyme.

[313]

"They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued."

"I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono."

Read how did Bono died.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonny_Bono

"But i already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cuz where you see it from where your sittin its probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in eachothers shoes at least
What size you wear? i wear tens
Lets see if you can fit your feet."

"Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too."

"No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero."

[flayke]

"No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero."

this

And also:

"Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters
A plaque and platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest."

"The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
they make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans"

HEAPS more that i cant think of on the spot

[emizdope]

Women all grabbin' at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve

Lauryn Hill's a mad racist and says she only wants black people to buy her albums, genius line.

haha and i think she literally said that she would rather have her kids starve than have white people buy her music lmfao



I light a candle, place it on the mantle
grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle

Take some Big and some Pac
Mix it up in a pot, sprinkle a little bit yellow top
what the fuck do you got?
you got the illest and realest killers tied up in a knot
the juggernauts of this rap game, like it or not

DUDE
TAKE SOME BIG AN SUM PAC AN YOU MIX EM UP N A POT, SPRINKLE A LIL BIG L ON TOP
WHAT THA FUCK DO YOU GOT?

BIT YELLOW??????? WHAT THE FUCK???

haha it always sounded like that to me, and it made sense since Eminem used to have blonde hair....so i never questioned it

i think my line is better tbh

[AliJack]

^ You fuckin idiot.

[Relapse.LP]

People find the most ridiculous ways to find subliminal messages in Eminem's raps. Eminem doesn't even go that deep to analyze his own rhymes...

[DƎRDYPK]

Music is like magic there’s a certain feeling you get when your real
and you spit and people are feeling your shit.
This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold onto it
cause you may never get it again.
So while you’re in it try to get as much shit as you can
and when your run is over just admit when its at its end.
Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half this shit that gets in.
I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in.
It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me.
But in this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy, so when I’m not put on this list the shit does not offend me.

[FalseProphet]

My 2 favorite lines are definitely...

"I'll murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never heard of a mind as perverted as mine"

and...

"I let a candle and place it up on the mantle, grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle"

Simple rhymes but I just fell in love with them the first time I heard them.

[emizdope]

^ You fuckin idiot.

ur a fuckin bitchass nas wannabe.....suck a cock

[classthe_king]

Everyone's just naming random lines, some of them aren't even that good of rhymes...I think his best rhyme is

My pen and paper cause a chain reaction,
its got your brain relaxing
A zany actin maniac in action

[Eminem4Life1006]

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
Thatll stab you in the head
Whether youre a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? the answers yes

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
At the same time, and make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain,
in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky,
till clouds gather
it's clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

[MinM]

It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it! Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it.

Love this shit. His "don't give a fuck"-philosophy changed my mindset

[Relapse.LP]

^ You fuckin idiot.

ur a fuckin bitchass nas wannabe.....suck a cock

You're an Eminem wanna-be, swearing that much in a sentence. Sorry, no one says suck a cock to people you don't know and you probably don't even know who the hell Nas is.

Go to hell.

[SajN]

^ You fuckin idiot.

ur a fuckin bitchass nas wannabe.....suck a cock

You're an Eminem wanna-be, swearing that much in a sentence. Sorry, no one says suck a cock to people you don't know and you probably don't even know who the hell Nas is.

Go to hell.

You see. These are the meaningless mouth.. i mean keyboard-fighting.
If just Alijack didn't say that, nothing would happen and it would all be fine...

[Evil-Genius]

Actually if this unwanted member wasnt here nothing would of happened , He cause trouble and flamewars everywhere he posts , what a lowlife he is.

[SajN]

Actually if this unwanted member wasnt here nothing would of happened , He cause trouble and flamewars everywhere he posts , what a lowlife he is.

he is not the only one.
I dont see you being any better.