ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Slimm]

so i went to this crazy party, it was dope as fuck. I had alot too drink but after a while i sobered down a bit. Party was over so i went to this bar that was boring as fuck, my homie liked it there so i said dude im off have a good night.
Got on my bike, called me girlfriend and talked to her while driving home. HALFWAY I FUCKIN FELLED ON MY ASS!!! my foot is bleeding heavy and is fucked up, same for me knee and elbow. My favourite pants is torn at the knee .

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Solace]

Damnnn assmaster slimm! Dude get better is it serious enough to get help from a doctor or anythin??

[Slimm]

Damnnn assmaster slimm! Dude get better is it serious enough to get help from a doctor or anythin??

Nah bro, altho my foot is kinda bleeding heavy its not that serious. Thanks for the concern though

[Mr. Chambers]

wwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa pppl...........back the fuck up...give the man some space........bro....does it hurt when i do this? *steps on foot*.....if so you should go to the doctors asap!

[Slimm]

At moments like this i think to myself 'i'll never drink again', until the next weekend is up.

[Solace]

Damnnn assmaster slimm! Dude get better is it serious enough to get help from a doctor or anythin??

Nah bro, altho my foot is kinda bleeding heavy its not that serious. Thanks for the concern though

iight hope it heals soon enough

[Dark Blue]

your lucky u didn't get hit by a car or somethin

feel better soon

[gutawafang]

Get well soon.

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

nooo slimmy
another friend of mine rode with the phone in his hand too....and fell too lol
what do we learn..no phones while riding a bike..and car
get well w.igg

[Sophie]

Well that just proves what talking on the phone does when you're riding doesn't it? Your own fault slimmy. But still..i hope you're okay

[Slimm]

hahaha thanks guys im good now! And c-riz and sophie it prolly wouldnt happend if i didnt drink that evening haha so my lesson is never drink and phone on the bike! thanks

[BILI]

Get well soon

[yoshi]

stupid ass wi.gga


jp, hope you got better. smh @ you being drunk, riding bike and calling your gf at the same time. shit, i will kick your drunk ass one day, i swear.

[AliJack]

I fuckin lol'd so loud at the title.

Tourettes guy said:
ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[mcZu]

Never ever drive a bike while your dunk and calling someone again, it's kinda dangerous, lol.

Hope you get well soon, w.igga.