If YOU were Eminem how would you make R2?

[Relapse.LP]

I got a long wish-list for the perfect Relapse 2 album.

1. No accent, period. No variations, no Slim Shady style imitation, no bullshit.

2. No more talk about drug addiction and family issues, even though it's obvious he will touch on the subject (more like immerse), due to the self-explanatory title of "Relapse 2".

3. Please change the title; it's unoriginal and boring.

4. No D12. Period. In my opinion, not one of them is good and their guest appearances on Eminem's previous albums were extremely whack. I don't care if it's sick; they sound unorganized.

5. No poppy singles. I don't give a fuck about promotion or "just-for-fun". You're already rich enough to live without sales, Slim. Give us raw shit.

6. Stop bringing up celebrities in your raps and give us some messages. The shit is played-out; it was probably a little interesting when you first spammed their names in "We Made You", but no longer. Drop it and get more imaginative.

7. Please don't produce by yourself. I don't really like Eminem's beats, for the most part. They are too layered and I prefer a simple, dope, addicting beat. Not some perplexing instrumental.

I know I got a long list, but Christmas is coming in 3 months or so.

[justbb09]

I got a long wish-list for the perfect Relapse 2 album.

1. No accent, period. No variations, no Slim Shady style imitation, no bullshit.

2. No more talk about drug addiction and family issues, even though it's obvious he will touch on the subject (more like immerse), due to the self-explanatory title of "Relapse 2".

3. Please change the title; it's unoriginal and boring.

4. No D12. Period. In my opinion, not one of them is good and their guest appearances on Eminem's previous albums were extremely whack. I don't care if it's sick; they sound unorganized.

5. No poppy singles. I don't give a fuck about promotion or "just-for-fun". You're already rich enough to live without sales, Slim. Give us raw shit.

6. Stop bringing up celebrities in your raps and give us some messages. The shit is played-out; it was probably a little interesting when you first spammed their names in "We Made You", but no longer. Drop it and get more imaginative.

7. Please don't produce by yourself. I don't really like Eminem's beats, for the most part. They are too layered and I prefer a simple, dope, addicting beat. Not some perplexing instrumental.

I know I got a long list, but Christmas is coming in 3 months or so.

then what do you want him to rap about?

[Relapse.LP]

I got a long wish-list for the perfect Relapse 2 album.

1. No accent, period. No variations, no Slim Shady style imitation, no bullshit.

2. No more talk about drug addiction and family issues, even though it's obvious he will touch on the subject (more like immerse), due to the self-explanatory title of "Relapse 2".

3. Please change the title; it's unoriginal and boring.

4. No D12. Period. In my opinion, not one of them is good and their guest appearances on Eminem's previous albums were extremely whack. I don't care if it's sick; they sound unorganized.

5. No poppy singles. I don't give a fuck about promotion or "just-for-fun". You're already rich enough to live without sales, Slim. Give us raw shit.

6. Stop bringing up celebrities in your raps and give us some messages. The shit is played-out; it was probably a little interesting when you first spammed their names in "We Made You", but no longer. Drop it and get more imaginative.

7. Please don't produce by yourself. I don't really like Eminem's beats, for the most part. They are too layered and I prefer a simple, dope, addicting beat. Not some perplexing instrumental.

I know I got a long list, but Christmas is coming in 3 months or so.

So to cut a long post short: don't be Eminem.

My, you're underestimating Eminem. Unless you like Slim like that...

[ra1n]

I got a long wish-list for the perfect Relapse 2 album.

1. No accent, period. No variations, no Slim Shady style imitation, no bullshit.

2. No more talk about drug addiction and family issues, even though it's obvious he will touch on the subject (more like immerse), due to the self-explanatory title of "Relapse 2".

3. Please change the title; it's unoriginal and boring.

4. No D12. Period. In my opinion, not one of them is good and their guest appearances on Eminem's previous albums were extremely whack. I don't care if it's sick; they sound unorganized.

5. No poppy singles. I don't give a fuck about promotion or "just-for-fun". You're already rich enough to live without sales, Slim. Give us raw shit.

6. Stop bringing up celebrities in your raps and give us some messages. The shit is played-out; it was probably a little interesting when you first spammed their names in "We Made You", but no longer. Drop it and get more imaginative.

7. Please don't produce by yourself. I don't really like Eminem's beats, for the most part. They are too layered and I prefer a simple, dope, addicting beat. Not some perplexing instrumental.

I know I got a long list, but Christmas is coming in 3 months or so.

agree with everything except #7

[Relapse.LP]

Yeah, I know it's inevitable to have the typical Eminem formula for his albums and the production, but I'm just being a little open-minded.

I may be a harsh critic, but I look forward to Relapse 2.

[AliJack]

I got a long wish-list for the perfect Relapse 2 album.

1. No accent, period. No variations, no Slim Shady style imitation, no bullshit.

2. No more talk about drug addiction and family issues, even though it's obvious he will touch on the subject (more like immerse), due to the self-explanatory title of "Relapse 2".

3. Please change the title; it's unoriginal and boring.

4. No D12. Period. In my opinion, not one of them is good and their guest appearances on Eminem's previous albums were extremely whack. I don't care if it's sick; they sound unorganized.

5. No poppy singles. I don't give a fuck about promotion or "just-for-fun". You're already rich enough to live without sales, Slim. Give us raw shit.

6. Stop bringing up celebrities in your raps and give us some messages. The shit is played-out; it was probably a little interesting when you first spammed their names in "We Made You", but no longer. Drop it and get more imaginative.

7. Please don't produce by yourself. I don't really like Eminem's beats, for the most part. They are too layered and I prefer a simple, dope, addicting beat. Not some perplexing instrumental.

I know I got a long list, but Christmas is coming in 3 months or so.

1-3 agreed.
4... hmm I could use a d12 banger..
5 agreed, shits gettin old
6 agreed
7 AGREED, finnlly someone who doesn't dickride his fucked up shitty production!

[Kez]

Basically just better subject matter, little-to-no accent and a different title because calling it "Relapse 2" is retarded

[AliJack]

Basically just better subject matter, little-to-no accent and a different title because calling it "Relapse 2" is retarded

Yes.

[Wic Kid]

if i was eminem i'd kill everyone.

Yeah man. They wanna change so much about him, that Im not sure why do the even listen to him in the first place.

On topic: Id like a new TES, with his current flow and multies. Thats it, all Im askin for.

[Wic Kid]

finnlly someone who doesn't dickride his fucked up shitty production!

Here we go again. Dickridin. Usage of this word is so fuckin annoyin. Id like to find the man who came up with this word and...well, kill him. Alijack, Im so irritated with that "word" that Im close to start sendin u money every month if u promise not to use the damn thing anymore...

Plus, whats wrong with his beats? IMO, his best produced album was TES. And he produced that all by himself. Why is that "dickridin"?

[Raquel]

The 2 Albums that i like the most are TES & MMLP so if i was eminem i would make a mix of TES & MMLP
With personal songs,i love personal songs,because in them he has great lirycs and even corny lirycs haha
Then some ''Slim Shady'' songs...insane songs,crazy songs,violent songs,''im gonna kill you'' songs..yeah i like them

One the of things i dont like is the SINGLE, he always put a ''funny'' song, with 'funny' video and talking about others celebrities.

[AliJack]

finnlly someone who doesn't dickride his fucked up shitty production!

Here we go again. Dickridin. Usage of this word is so fuckin annoyin. Id like to find the man who came up with this word and...well, kill him. Alijack, Im so irritated with that "word" that Im close to start sendin u money every month if u promise not to use the damn thing anymore...

Plus, whats wrong with his beats? IMO, his best produced album was TES. And he produced that all by himself. Why is that "dickridin"?

lol, I was the first one who said i hated the word dickriding.. but i've been brainwashed, so yeah. When i meant dickriding, i meant between members, i used it differently.

[Relapse.LP]

I don't understand why people would want Eminem to make what he wants to.

Don't you have some standard for the music quality he releases?...

Or you wouldn't care if he re-released a "Lollipop" remix just because he thought it would be funny?

[Alaine]

I don't understand why people would want Eminem to make what he wants to.

Don't you have some standard for the music quality he releases?...

if we forced him to rap about things he doesn't want to, the result would probably turn out wacker (and it's not like we can anyway) His rap comes from his heart, if he didn't enjoy his own rap himself then how can it be good? You can't fake emotions, so I say just let him do his own thing and we'll judge it when it comes out.

[Alaine]

I got a long wish-list for the perfect Relapse 2 album.

1. No accent, period. No variations, no Slim Shady style imitation, no bullshit.

2. No more talk about drug addiction and family issues, even though it's obvious he will touch on the subject (more like immerse), due to the self-explanatory title of "Relapse 2".

3. Please change the title; it's unoriginal and boring.

4. No D12. Period. In my opinion, not one of them is good and their guest appearances on Eminem's previous albums were extremely whack. I don't care if it's sick; they sound unorganized.

5. No poppy singles. I don't give a fuck about promotion or "just-for-fun". You're already rich enough to live without sales, Slim. Give us raw shit.

6. Stop bringing up celebrities in your raps and give us some messages. The shit is played-out; it was probably a little interesting when you first spammed their names in "We Made You", but no longer. Drop it and get more imaginative.

7. Please don't produce by yourself. I don't really like Eminem's beats, for the most part. They are too layered and I prefer a simple, dope, addicting beat. Not some perplexing instrumental.

I know I got a long list, but Christmas is coming in 3 months or so.

1. You do know an album with no variations, no Slim Shady style at all will be freaking boring, right?

2. If Eminem can't rap about family issues, there's nothing left to rap about And I want him to talk about his drug addiction, not in the goofy way like he did in Relapse but more serious type.

3. Agreed

4. D12 is not good but they would be nice in a Proof tribute song.

5. See number 1 An album with no upbeat track at all will be freaking boring.

6. Agreed. He can make some name references though, I have no problem with that.

7. Didn't Em produce The Way I Am beat? That was raw And Beautiful is actually one of the better beat in Relapse. I say he should produce 1 or 2 beats in R2.