I know you was looking for info on that Relapse Two too. So my man Jack Kobayashi got in touch with some guy who "allegedly" knows people who work on the Em project down at Kelsey Square Studios over by Riverbank. Jack is responsible for maintaining security for artists who go there, managing arrangements, marketing and negotiating shipping dates. He always gets crazy scoops on new records and shit, he just got a possible Chris Brown tracklist. Shit happens cuz, thats why I stay with my connects...never know when your gonna need them. Anyway while he was talking to a client, they got into a discussion about upcoming projects. They start to talk about today's urban market and new shit coming out. It went from Weezy to 50 to finally Em, and when Jack showed interest in Em info his client forwarded him to some other dude. This dude was the guy who claimed to "know" people on the new Relapse 2 project.
The guy on the phone started to talk about Em and his motives and started to slip up a bit. Jack being who he is, prosecuted this guy dry (no homo) until he had no choice. The dude was hesistant at first saying shit like "You know this is confidential, I can lose credibility" and "This is important shit", than broke down and gave supposedly "secret" information. After Jack put his little "trickster" ways to the test, dude exchanged emails with him. Through some shit, He gave Jack a list of "Possible tracks" and shit "given" to him by his people. But this list has the status of the tracks and everything. It's what he called a "Set-up Entry" which is a compilation list of production titles and information. The guy said Em was trying to "make his greatest album yet" wants to "get shit off his chest" and "will finally put the World's stupidity on blast, just air it all out. He's tired of how stupid things are everywhere and needs to express it through music.....some good good shit that will obliterate anything made on the Original Relapse".
But from one real dude to the next, I can't guarantee this shit is all fact, so don't fully believe the shit until it comes out til the open. But when you see it, you'll be like "Wow, this shit is the most believable thing on R2 tracks out". I gone attach it to this email, shit is crazy my dude. I can't wait for Em to drop bombs again!
Btw, you heard that new Em track "Taking My Balls" today? Em can rhyme but that shit was wack as hell. But its a leftover track so I forgive him. If Relapse Two is garbage I will officially say Em fell the fuck off.
Now for the attachment, its long as heck but its the "Set-Up Entry" quackmahoonie.
Eminem
Album Title: Relapse 2 (possible subtitle may be added)
Label: Interscope Records / Aftermath Entertainment / Shady Records
Genre: Hardcore Rap / Hip-Hop
Recorded: 2007-2009
Released: 2009-2010 (Debacle, Decision not yet reached)
Executive Producers: Marshall “Eminem” Mathers & Andre “Dr. Dre” Young
Running time: ????
Special Guests: Jonah Hill, Katt Williams [Contacted/Pending process], Andy Samberg [Contacted/Pending process] (Unspecified Positions, unclear as to which inclusions these parties will take place in)
Possible tracks (Unfinished / Album still in works/ Semi-arranged):
Slim Shady stars in “Return of the Relapse” / Public Service Announcement (skit)
Insult to Injury (Mastering awaiting/Lyrics Finished [But will be updated]) [Production by. Alchemist]
Freak Show (Lyrics [Beginning stages, 10% done (chorus complete)]) [Production by. Dr. Dre, Mark Batson (co)]
A Very Shady World (Production Finished/Lyrics Complete [will be Updated]) [Production by. Eminem]
Little Boy [Production by. Dr. Dre, Dawaun Parker (co)]
Kill Me [Production by. Eminem, Dr. Dre (co)]
Lincoln High School Massacre (skit) *Unconfirmed
Hip-Hop Shop feat. Proof [Production by. Eminem]
Hamburger Hill [Production by. Mr. Porter]
In My Head feat. Cashis (To be re-worked / lyrics under update) [Production by. Eminem, Jeff Bass (co)]
Still Shady (Production Re-Worked / Mastering awaiting) [Production by. Eminem, Just Blaze (co)]
Peek A Boo! [Production by. Dr. Dre]
Follow Me (Nearing Completion/Process of Mixing) [Production by. Dr. Dre, Eminem (co)] (Candidate for first single, topic on terms of debate)
Paul‘s WTF Moment (skit) *Unknown
Villain (Production in Works/ Lyrics not yet started/ Chorus complete) [Production by. Eminem, Jeff Bass (co)]
Pornography feat. (Unspecified Female Artist) [Production by. Dr. Dre, Eminem (co)]
I’m the Man [Production by. Dr. Dre]
Fuck, Fuck and Fuckidy Fuck (skit) [Brainstorming phase / Pending usage]
Hide and Seek feat. 50 Cent [Production by. Dr. Dre]
Something [Production by. Mr. Porter]
Keys to the City [Production by. Eminem, DJ Premier (co)] *Confirmed, inclusion unknown
Only Marshall (Re-Working process/ Production [ready]) [Production by. Dr. Dre, Eminem (co)]
Panic Room [Production by. Just Blaze]
Sing-A-Long [Production by. Eminem, Cain Marsh (co)]
Emergency (Entering Mastering Phase / Re-Worked) [Production by. Rick Rubin]
Steve Berman‘s Intervention (skit) *Rumored, possibly fictitious
One Life to Live [Production by. Eminem, Jeff Bass (co)]
They Wanna Talk feat. Dr. Dre (Recording Process/ Production Finished/Mastering awaiting) [Production by. Dr. Dre]
Guess Who? (Under analysis phase / Recording process at halt) [Production by. Cain Marsh]
The Cuckoo’s Nest feat. D12 [Production by. Dr. Dre, Eminem (co)]
Welcome 2 The End feat. Slaughterhouse (Recording process in / Mastering awaiting/ Production finished) [Production by. Eminem, Cain Marsh (co)]
Never Ever Forever [Production by. Eminem]
What the Fuck! / Dirty Steve (Working process / Recording process [nearly finished]) [Production by. Eminem, Jeff Bass (co)]
Interesting but i'm a little skeptical. Definitely will never coin any of this as fact. You guys can look at it for your viewing pleasure. Decide for yourself.
