by GoodGirlsGetGutted » Nov 8th, '09, 17:45
Lets not start suckin' each others’ dicks just yet.
The answer is obvious. In this alternate reality... Em would have stood on stage, clutching his moonman, staring into the crowd with glossy eyes knowing he wouldn't be able to finish his speech. Then later, when T-Pain wins his video of the year award, he calls em to the stage where they go on to exchange a teary eyed, brotherly hug. Obama calls Ye a jackass, Ye calls Em to apologize, Em accepts.
Em gets over it. He mails Taylor Swift a photograph of his genitalia with a note attatched, reading "I CANT WAIT TO NAIL YA" in letters cut out from magazines. They meet up. He proceeds to fuck the shit out of her.
End of story