Facts about Chuck Norris

by **AspirinE** » Jan 12th, '06, 10:21

Sunni wrote:They're not really that funny. Unless you replace Chuck Norris' name with Trey Parkers. Or mine.

its not all about anime and trey parker movies my friend.

by **Sunni** » Jan 12th, '06, 10:37

its not all about anime and trey parker movies my friend.

Yes. It is.

by **$0 R3@L** » Jan 13th, '06, 01:44

chuck norris is excellent in the film 'way of the dragon'...one of bruce lee's greatest fight seens :worship:

by **ThomasAguanis** » Jan 13th, '06, 03:12

chuck norris facts are funny as hell. i brought them to my school and now a whole lot of people are always saying random facts haha

by **Hocky27** » Jan 13th, '06, 08:03

Chuck Norris masterbates with a belt sander.

LMAO.

by **Sunni** » Jan 13th, '06, 11:11

Christ, How old are you people? Ten? Go to Google and type in any celebrity like Mr. T or Vin Diesel and it has the exact same facts for all of them except the name is changed. Incidentally, these were funny and original like five years ago. You're a little bit late.

by **AspirinE** » Jan 13th, '06, 11:16

Sunni wrote:Christ, How old are you people? Ten? Go to Google and type in any celebrity like Mr. T or Vin Diesel and it has the exact same facts for all of them except the name is changed. Incidentally, these were funny and original like five years ago. You're a little bit late.

Wat does how old it is have to do with it, jesus fry if dont find these funny than u can procced watching anime and avoid this thread.

by **Coccoa** » Jan 13th, '06, 21:51

Fuck you fry. So watch this Drew Carey bullshit.

by **AspirinE** » Jan 13th, '06, 22:07

The only difference between Chuck Norris and Superman is that Chuck Norris eats graded Kryptonite on his salad and pasta at The Olive Garden.

by **Coccoa** » Jan 13th, '06, 22:16

Fuck that, Chuck drinks milk and shit yogurt.

by **ThomasAguanis** » Jan 14th, '06, 23:59

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

by **Coccoa** » Jan 15th, '06, 00:13

Thatz Gangstah :smoking:

by **ThomasAguanis** » Jan 15th, '06, 16:26

Chuck Norris shot 2pac and Biggie, but the police were too afraid to actually arrest him in fear of being roundhouse kicked and sodomized.

by **AspirinE** » Jan 15th, '06, 17:14

Shortly after winning the 1978 international Kung Fu title Chuck Norris flew around the world in a hot air balloon in 3 days, prooving that records are simply a list of things Chuck Norris has never attempted.

by **ThomasAguanis** » Jan 15th, '06, 17:21

AspirinE wrote:Shortly after winning the 1978 international Kung Fu title Chuck Norris flew around the world in a hot air balloon in 3 days, prooving that records are simply a list of things Chuck Norris has never attempted.

In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norriss records.

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