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Crazy sex stories

Postby Yah-hah » Nov 16th, '09, 15:35

Wat is the craziest sex story you have. Mine is the time I lost my virginity to a 6'3 280 easy girl who throws discus and stuff. Basically at one point I was lifted up and kinda thrown against a wall.... and she kept going. :P good memories :n:
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Arrow so big the fuckin bones in ya arm splinter
Fuckin crazy I'll stick my hand throgh ya hearts center,
With sharp scissors the words Native Pride gets carved in her,
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Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol :y:


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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby J Roc » Nov 16th, '09, 15:50

Yah-hah wrote:Wat is the craziest sex story you have. Mine is the time I lost my virginity to a 6'3 280 easy girl who throws discus and stuff. Basically at one point I was lifted up and kinda thrown against a wall.... and she kept going. :P good memories :n:


LaughingMyFuckingAssOff! ... lol Fat Chicks need loving too lol ... None really crazy for me tho fams.
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby Yah-hah » Nov 16th, '09, 15:51

So AmAzIn!!!! wrote:
Yah-hah wrote:Wat is the craziest sex story you have. Mine is the time I lost my virginity to a 6'3 280 easy girl who throws discus and stuff. Basically at one point I was lifted up and kinda thrown against a wall.... and she kept going. :P good memories :n:


LaughingMyFuckingAssOff! ... lol Fat Chicks need loving too lol ... None really crazy for me tho fams.


You be loving that Mary Jane chick too much huh lol I see you Roc
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Arrow so big the fuckin bones in ya arm splinter
Fuckin crazy I'll stick my hand throgh ya hearts center,
With sharp scissors the words Native Pride gets carved in her,
"-Yah-hah

Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol :y:


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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby Yah-hah » Nov 16th, '09, 15:52

^ yeah kinda agree just doesnt feel right
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"Red hand I use to reach deep in my dark quiver,
Arrow so big the fuckin bones in ya arm splinter
Fuckin crazy I'll stick my hand throgh ya hearts center,
With sharp scissors the words Native Pride gets carved in her,
"-Yah-hah

Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol :y:


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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby Arabian Shady » Nov 16th, '09, 15:52

So AmAzIn!!!! wrote:
Yah-hah wrote:Wat is the craziest sex story you have. Mine is the time I lost my virginity to a 6'3 280 easy girl who throws discus and stuff. Basically at one point I was lifted up and kinda thrown against a wall.... and she kept going. :P good memories :n:


LaughingMyFuckingAssOff! ... lol Fat Chicks need loving too lol ... None really crazy for me tho fams.



didnt recognise you there for a sec ROC,lol :sweating:
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby J Roc » Nov 16th, '09, 15:53

Yah-hah wrote:
So AmAzIn!!!! wrote:
Yah-hah wrote:Wat is the craziest sex story you have. Mine is the time I lost my virginity to a 6'3 280 easy girl who throws discus and stuff. Basically at one point I was lifted up and kinda thrown against a wall.... and she kept going. :P good memories :n:


LaughingMyFuckingAssOff! ... lol Fat Chicks need loving too lol ... None really crazy for me tho fams.


You be loving that Mary Jane chick too much huh lol I see you Roc

:8) ... You native too fam? lol
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby J Roc » Nov 16th, '09, 15:56

Scott M wrote:
So AmAzIn!!!! wrote:
Yah-hah wrote:Wat is the craziest sex story you have. Mine is the time I lost my virginity to a 6'3 280 easy girl who throws discus and stuff. Basically at one point I was lifted up and kinda thrown against a wall.... and she kept going. :P good memories :n:


LaughingMyFuckingAssOff! ... lol Fat Chicks need loving too lol ... None really crazy for me tho fams.


wtf is up with ur name change, it sucks. j roc was better.


i dunno i was thinking of changing it for awhile .... i'm still thinking of some names ha ha
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby Yah-hah » Nov 16th, '09, 15:56

Hell ya I'm Native son
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"Red hand I use to reach deep in my dark quiver,
Arrow so big the fuckin bones in ya arm splinter
Fuckin crazy I'll stick my hand throgh ya hearts center,
With sharp scissors the words Native Pride gets carved in her,
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Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol :y:


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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby kevinh » Nov 16th, '09, 16:11

i'm a virgin :tounge2: :wave:
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby BILI » Nov 16th, '09, 16:37

It was crazy 2 when I lost my virginity,I was in a girls house and her parents weren`t home,and she just asked me if I wanna do it.So she took her cloths of first,and then I did it,but my penis wouldn`t go up(WTF)so I asked her if I can go to a bathroom just for a sec,and I masturbated a bit there and then he was ready :whistle: :y:
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby eminemgirl1234 » Nov 16th, '09, 16:43

When I had a threesome with my best guyfriend and my boyfriend. Good times, good times. lol. Naw, for real though, had sex with a guy who look just like eminem, you don't know!
"Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before.
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me,
soon as I go home and close the door.
Kinda feels like Déjà Vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
but I can't and I wont say I tried but I know that's a lie cuz I don't,
and why I just don't know...

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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby Requiem » Nov 16th, '09, 17:14

eminemgirl1234 wrote:When I had a threesome with my best guyfriend and my boyfriend. Good times, good times. lol. Naw, for real though, had sex with a guy who look just like eminem, you don't know!


i was wondering who i did it with :shifty:
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby eminemgirl1234 » Nov 17th, '09, 16:26

^:o
"Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before.
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me,
soon as I go home and close the door.
Kinda feels like Déjà Vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
but I can't and I wont say I tried but I know that's a lie cuz I don't,
and why I just don't know...

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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby GoodGirlsGetGutted » Nov 17th, '09, 16:48

eminemgirl1234 wrote:When I had a threesome with my best guyfriend and my boyfriend. Good times, good times. lol. Naw, for real though, had sex with a guy who look just like eminem, you don't know!

Aren't you a little young for that shit?
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Re: Crazy sex stories

Postby eminemgirl1234 » Nov 18th, '09, 16:25

^Yes, but, I do it anyway. Shit! What's the worst that can happen? Lol. Don't answer that. I know what would happen, Pregnant, AIDS,HIV, DVD, HDTV... I got pregnant once but had a miscarrige... :'(
"Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before.
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me,
soon as I go home and close the door.
Kinda feels like Déjà Vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
but I can't and I wont say I tried but I know that's a lie cuz I don't,
and why I just don't know...

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