Why isn't Eminem the greatest of all time?

[Relapse.LP]

I wasn't talking to you, Satire,

I know, but if I learned anything from the few minutes I spend lerking around the forums is that the easiest way to jump into a debate is by quoting Relapse.LP.

True. It's sad no one else can bring actual facts and decent logic to the table though.

This is seriously a declining forum. None of these debates have proved anything; just personal attacks thrown here and there like playground children.

And @ Stanley C.

Do you seriously think we don't see you hastily editing your posts, when you find a flaw that exposes you?

You've edited at least 5 times, already, dumbass.

[Satire]

Quote in your sig is fake.

'Satire' is another duplicate account, I'm guessing.

I understand you still don't have a grasp on 'dramatization' since we last talked, right?

And why would he bother making a signature graphic for a duplicate account when he doesn't even have one for himself? You still lack common sense I guess.

[Evan C.]

why I would make another account with 'C.' at the end? Do you people actually think before you post?

That would basically make me the worst ever at trying to fool people. The whole point of making another account is to make it look like you're someone else, correct?

[Relapse.LP]

Once the IP addresses are checked, you're exposed.

Did I ever mention I wanna sex wit you, LP?

I don't get whats wit these stupid ass kids and their erections for those 2 songs by Eminem.

Quote in your sig is fake.

'Satire' is another duplicate account, I'm guessing.

It's fake?

Just listen to Lose Yourself or Sing for the Moment though. Just LISTEN TO IT. Nas has nothing on it. trust me. You just don't understand lyricism.

Biggie was overrated. I don't get why so many people liked him. He didn't really bring anything good to the table.

As for illmatic, don't compare that to any of Em's albums. Illmatic bores me. Trust me, I listen to rap. Good rap, atleast.

Taken directly from page 2 of this topic. Check it.

And Satire is a fake account? LOL. Our post times had an interval of a mere several seconds. I cannot possibly log out, log into Satire, and find the topic and post something half-decent in that amount of time.

While your posts with Evan C. and Stanley C. have alternated.

Dude, I've never seen Evan C. and Stanley C. been online in the same second? Why is that?

[Evan C.]

Quote in your sig is fake.

'Satire' is another duplicate account, I'm guessing.

I understand you still don't have a sense of humor since we last talked, right?

And why would he bother making a signature graphic for a duplicate account when he doesn't even have one for himself? You still lack common sense I guess.

When did we last talk?

See, I have no idea who you are, which made me think your account is an alternate.

[Relapse.LP]

Quote in your sig is fake.

'Satire' is another duplicate account, I'm guessing.

I understand you still don't have a grasp on 'dramatization' since we last talked, right?

And why would he bother making a signature graphic for a duplicate account when he doesn't even have one for himself? You still lack common sense I guess.

I don't bother with graphics either.

Evan C. and Stanley C. have never been online in the same minute? I'm guessing you are signing off and signing on another account, so it's impossible for them to be online simultaneously.

By the way, the penalty for a fake account is a ban. So enjoy TR while you can.

[Satire]

See, I have no idea who you are, which made me think your account is an alternate.

It's all good. People make mistakes I guess, so I won't flip out on you for thinking I'm an alt.

Evan C. and Stanley C. have never been online in the same minute? I'm guessing you are signing off and signing on another account, so it's impossible for them to be online simultaneously.

This guy's pretty much got you handled though.

[Relapse.LP]

Quote in your sig is fake.

'Satire' is another duplicate account, I'm guessing.

I understand you still don't have a sense of humor since we last talked, right?

And why would he bother making a signature graphic for a duplicate account when he doesn't even have one for himself? You still lack common sense I guess.

When did we last talk?

See, I have no idea who you are, which made me think your account is an alternate.

One Mic is one of Nas's best songs, arguably his best.

And there you go again talking shit about something you don't know about.

Taken directly from page 24 of the Canibus & DZK diss topic. Your lack of logic is shocking.

[Evan C.]

Well, think whatever you want. I really don't care.

There is absolutely no way da.relapse.lp. can be over 12 years old...

[Relapse.LP]

Well, think whatever you want. I really don't care.

There is absolutely no way da.relapse.lp. can be over 12 years old...

Personal attacks on me again?

To be perfectly honest, you seem to be running out of excuses.

Logic > Personal Disses that Aren't Even True.

So answer this question, Evan C. Why aren't you and Stanley C. signed on at the same time?

[Stanley C.]

We're signed in at the same time now. Happy? Owned

Leave Evan C. alone now.

[Relapse.LP]

We're signed in at the same time now. Happy? Owned

Leave Evan C. alone now.

So you signed in on another web browser just to prove this?

Want me to call a Mod to check the IP addresses now? Having two different computers won't save you; IP Addresses are still the same, if you can post like this.

EDIT: And I'm wondering.

How would you know what was being talked about in the previous conversation on this topic if you just signed on?

Did you read the topic through means of Evan C.?

[Evan C.]

I think I pissed off the wrong 12 year-old.

[Relapse.LP]

I think I pissed off the wrong 12 year-old.

Aren't you lonely talking to yourself with alt. accounts sometimes?

Do you do that with MSN and email as well? Email yourself to initiate a self-conversation?

Don't worry, dude. Your life may get better.

[Satire]

Honestly, is anyone really fooled by this? A couple days after someone makes a topic titled "Biggest stan on the TR", a username "Stanley C." [Sounds familiar right] appears.

He then spits the exact same shit Evan said 3 days ago in the last thread [Illmatic is boring, Lose Yourself is a lyrical masterpiece, Biggie is worse than Eminem].

He then fucks up and admits that he's Evan C, but edits it out and turns it into "None".

Then, he starts alternating posts and accounts trying to debate back and fourth as Evan C. and Stanley C.

Stanley calls Relapse immature, Evan calls Relapse a 12 year old. Uhh...

This is just from what I've read so far, but even then, that's enough evidence to seal your case shut.

Evan = Stanley. Admit it and give it up kid.