If you could tell Slim one thing in 2000...

[Arrinef]

i would tell him not to make a video for like toy soldiers.

[Tash8]

i would tell him to suck my tiny penis.

it's just weird that you decided to throw that in there randomly.. means that you're probably not lying

[Relapse.LP]

I'd tell him to hang up the mic and take care of his children.

[Emadyville]

I'd tell him to lay off the tours, which in turn would reduce his use of drugs.

He did after encore, even that tour ended early

[Wic Kid]

I'd tell him to hang up the mic and take care of his children.

Why are you being so mean? You're a mean mean man...

[Relapse.LP]

You claim your mother's a crackhead and Kim is a known slut
So what's Hailie going to be when she grows up...?

I'm getting a little nervous nowadays.

[Emadyville]

You claim your mother's a crackhead and Kim is a known slut
So what's Hailie going to be when she grows up...?

I'm getting a little nervous nowadays.

For what hailie?

[Relapse.LP]

You claim your mother's a crackhead and Kim is a known slut
So what's Hailie going to be when she grows up...?

I'm getting a little nervous nowadays.

For what hailie?

*Reads above posts*

[Kez]

"Em, in the future you will make songs that you are going to call My Darling, Elevator, Music Box and Careful What You Wish For, i am here to tell you that you must fucking put them on your album!"

[BigJoeBeats]

always be yourself

[slimsoxshady]

I'd tell him to put Lil Wayne on the first single on R2 and watch R2 sell a milli first week

[Arrinef]

accents are only for hot chicks

[Raquel]

Don't let Proof go to clubs
Dont do drugs
Sell woman clothes n Shady LTD

[Cookzee]

cookzee: here slim, try this, it's valium, it's cool, it'll settle your nerves
slim: o really, aight

[AbramIsaac]

I'd tell him that a properly vaporized hit of Salvornin-A will fuck him up much more than those mushrooms he seemed so fond of during that time.