Ladies! Please beware!!!

[Xray]

Damn that cockroached that pussy like a mafucker!

[Solace]

that aint for real right?

[Dark Blue]

wait i don't get it how did that happen again?

[Solace]

Whip cream attracts cockroaches? iunno

[Dark Blue]

Whip cream attracts cockroaches? iunno

lol even if it did how the fuck did the cockroaches get up in there lol

[Solace]

Whip cream attracts cockroaches? iunno

lol even if it did how the fuck did the cockroaches get up in there lol

Things slip through dildos.

Never trust dildos

[Spyder]

that happened to me last week

[Solace]

^^

[Solace]

Word to that

[Dark Blue]

This is true. Dildos can also go bad. And when they go bad,
oh my fucking rice krispies cereal stars they burn!!!!!!

And then, you have to throw the dildo away, which sucks because you were finally
"open" enough to be able to take it all in. Now you're stuck with the small, yet
satisfying waterproof vibrator because now that you're at home, you can't order
any more sex toys and have them secretly sent your college apartment.
It sucks that your mom opens all of your packages because "she simply couldn't resist."

It also sucks that your mailman likes to sit on the porch and spend his lunch hour
talking to you, because you know that he knows that you know that he knows that
that abnormal looking package with a small hole in it is the dildo that you would eventually
throw away, and he knows it's yours, because well, he knows your fuckin name.

i bet the mailman likes to hold large packages

[Spyder]

@Dark Blue, i now pronouce you chuck and larry