If New Eminem beefed with Old Em'...

[Satire]

If the awkward moving, kangol hat-wearing, grey hooded Eminem we all know today, well, let's say, battled the Eminem from 2000-2003, who's side would you take? And who do you think would win? Not some freestyle rap battle shit, but actually track for track, Jay Z vs. Nas kind of Beef.

So far, the only diss track we've heard from New Em is The Warning, but that was hot. From Old Em, we got Nail In the Coffin, The Sauce, Bump Heads, Hail Mary, Canibitch, Monkey See Monkey Do, Doe Ray Me (Hailie's Revenge), Quitter, I remember, and a bunch of shit that I can't list off the top of the head.

[Tranquil]

how many of these threads are we gonna have?

[Alaine]

I would like to know what does "awkward moving, kangol hat-wearing, grey hooded" have to do with the beef . It's supposed to be a lyrical battle right?

[Satire]

I would like to know what does "awkward moving, kangol hat-wearing, grey hooded" have to do with the beef . It's supposed to be a lyrical battle right?

I didn't really say that had anything to do with the beef, I was just clearly describing the New Age Eminem.

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

Bad question. Your "old Em" examples are spanning a good half decade of his career, whilst "new Em" only has about a year to his name. I would say new anyway, because his hunger and ambition right at this very point in his tenure is as prodigious as it's ever been.

[Alaine]

I would like to know what does "awkward moving, kangol hat-wearing, grey hooded" have to do with the beef . It's supposed to be a lyrical battle right?

I didn't really say that had anything to do with the beef, I was just clearly describing the New Age Eminem.

ok then

to the question, Asher Roth knows how to toss a salad

[shadybaby46]

asher roth definitely knows how to toss a salad.


all imma say.

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

"Gettin' yo salad tossed... means gettin' yo asshole eaten out with whipped cream or syrup. I prefer syrup."

[Big Proof 4ever]

what if u take ur left ball and put it instead the right one would ur dick still work

[Satire]

what if u take ur left ball and put it instead the right one would ur dick still work

I like taking chopsticks and shoving them directly upwards, towards my anus. It makes me feel right at home.

[jba1me]

lol at asher roth tossing a salad is winning

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

Ever tried to let a vacuum cleaner hose "suck" your cock?

[Satire]

Ever tried to let a vacuum cleaner hose "suck" your cock?

No, but every sunday I spend the night juicing/masturbating Tangerines and Oranges with my penis. I then proceed to bath in the juices while drinking it.

[Stanley C.]

All ya'll gay.

And bagging on Asher Roth for a rumor...wow.

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

Ever tried to let a vacuum cleaner hose "suck" your cock?

No, but every sunday I spend the night juicing/masturbating Tangerines and Oranges with my penis. I then proceed to bath in the juices while drinking it.

Fruit is a great fuck. You can puncture a hole in a watermelon, heat it in a stove, and then fuck it. Or carefully cut the top of a banana, gently squeeze the fruit part out, and then fuck the inside of the tight, slimy peel.