GoodGirlsGetGutted wrote:Satire wrote:GoodGirlsGetGutted wrote:Ever tried to let a vacuum cleaner hose "suck" your cock?
No, but every sunday I spend the night juicing/masturbating Tangerines and Oranges with my penis. I then proceed to bath in the juices while drinking it.
Fruit is a great fuck. You can puncture a hole in a watermelon, heat it in a stove, and then fuck it. Or carefully cut the top of a banana, gently squeeze the fruit part out, and then fuck the inside of the tight, slimy peel.
See, I do the same thing, but after the banana is out of the peel, I shove it up my ass.
And then I take the cum infested Orange peels and rub them on my greasy 30 pounds man tits.
