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Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby mcZu » Dec 22nd, '10, 01:04

Santa Claus has been declared a Canadian citizen.

Santa’s home at the North Pole lies in a disputed area between Russia, Norway, Canada, the United States, and Denmark. However, back in 2008 Canada made their feelings about St. Nick very clear - he is legally considered to be Canadian! The country says that their claim is upheld by the fact that Santa’s robes more closely resemble the Canadian flag and that a postal code of H0H 0H0 was established long ago for letters to Santa.

According to Jason Kenney, the minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism, as a Canadian citizen, Santa has the right to fly over Canadian airspace any time.

"The Government of Canada wishes Santa the very best in his Christmas Eve duties and wants to let him know that, as a Canadian citizen, he has the automatic right to re-enter Canada once his trip around the world is complete."


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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby WakeUpShow » Dec 22nd, '10, 01:08

:happy: that's awesome
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Postby gvdz » Dec 22nd, '10, 01:13

Blame canada :shifty:
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby Robbie G » Dec 22nd, '10, 01:46

Lmao

someone should tell Canada that Santa isn't real. What a bunch of idiots. :facepalm
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby One Mic » Dec 22nd, '10, 01:46

I'm not convinced. I will ask him myself when I see him in a few days
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby embm » Dec 22nd, '10, 02:02

wtf lol
wstin tax payers $$$ on shit (reserch) like tat smh

oh apparently hes muslim 2 accordin 2 family guy
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Postby Mr. Chambers » Dec 22nd, '10, 03:30

Let's add humor to the long list of shit Canada sucks at........
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby Master Chief » Dec 22nd, '10, 04:35

The only thing I give Canada thanks and props for, is the creation of a beauty known as Amanda Crew :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

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Thank you Canada. Thank you for that ^ :worship:
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby Almostlity » Dec 22nd, '10, 05:08

to be honest, he's ''originally'' from Finland. Get yo fact straight son :shifty:
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby Master Chief » Dec 22nd, '10, 05:46

Geno wrote:
Master Chief wrote:The only thing I give Canada thanks and props for, is the creation of a beauty known as Amanda Crew

Bianca Beauchamp - Google her

She's alright.

Amanda Crew though, is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen :smoking:

Sex Drive > *
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Postby Master Chief » Dec 22nd, '10, 19:07

Menzo wrote:She looks like a duck...

Ducks are beautiful animals :coffee:
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby toxicbuffy » Dec 22nd, '10, 20:24

Santa Claus Is My Neighbor :flower:
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby Master Chief » Dec 23rd, '10, 01:05

Menzo wrote:
Master Chief wrote:
Menzo wrote:She looks like a duck...

Ducks are beautiful animals :coffee:


You're just into bestiality.

If that means that I'm also into Amanda Crew then I guess so :flutter:
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby Spyder » Dec 23rd, '10, 22:48

amanda crew is my wife
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Re: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.

Postby Master Chief » Dec 23rd, '10, 23:02

Spyder wrote:amanda crew is my wife

:angry:

Keep dreaming. In a matter of years she'll be mine :coffee:
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