The best thing about Beautiful (& Deja Vu)

[HereHere]

Wtf is going on in this thread.

Oh well...

[Kez]

I don't know if these guys are trolling or not

[Satire]

Lets list a couple of the things you've done

- You and your dumb ass friends crashed my 16th birthday party
- You tried to fight one of my friends, and lost
- You stole my PSP
- You went on "Made"
- Sexual harassment charge
- Got Colton high before English class.
- Cried during your presentation
- ALWAYS played the 3rd wheel whenever I tried to go on a date.
- When Miles killed himself you just laughed and cracked jokes. Seriously, wtf?

Tell me again how I'm the shitty friend?

[Solace]

This is better than the OC.

[classthe_king]

Lets list a couple of the things you've done

- You and your dumb ass friends crashed my 16th birthday party

Well for one, you invited us, then uninvited us, then invited us again, then uninviting us again. Sorry we were a little confused. You didn't seem too worried about it at the time when we gave you 40 bucks.

- You tried to fight one of my friends, and lost

It was a tie, and he started it.

- You stole my PSP

I borrowed it. I would have gave it back if you wouldn't have started being such a fucking a dick

- You went on "Made"

Okay, you just made this up

- Sexual harassment charge

That was bullshit and you know it, besides it was dropped

- Got Colton high before English class.

lol so?

- Cried during your presentation

Okay...so what?

- ALWAYS played the 3rd wheel whenever I tried to go on a date.

Well she was the one that invited me, it's not my fault I stole the show from you

- When Miles killed himself you just laughed and cracked jokes. Seriously, wtf?

Fuck you. I made a joke or two at the funeral to lighten the mood, he was just as much my friend as yours.

And what about all the things you did?

-You accidentally ran into the gym naked and got made fun of for having a small penis
-When we were drunk you wanted to jack eachother off and even grabbed my penis
-The only girls you get with are the whores, one of them even gave you herpes
-You got drugged and raped by a girl
-The first time you got drunk you begged me to take you to a party with me and when I did you looked so foolish I had to take you home before John beat the hell out of you
-And talk about crying, when you failed Geometry you made me go up to Mr. Brumley with you while you were crying and ask for extra credit
-When you got caught smoking behind The Odd House that one time I went and picked you up from the police station so your parents wouldn't find out.

I've done so much for you and you don't appreciate it at all so yes, you're a shitty friend

[rinnie1207]

Wtf happened to this thread?

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Holy shit...

[Satire]

Lets list a couple of the things you've done

- You and your dumb ass friends crashed my 16th birthday party

Well for one, you invited us, then uninvited us, then invited us again, then uninviting us again. Sorry we were a little confused. You didn't seem too worried about it at the time when we gave you 40 bucks.

I uninvited you because you said you might have to go to Wisconsin that one weekend so I said "It's okay if you don't make it". How is that even uninviting idiot?

It was a tie, and he started it.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. HE WAS ON TOP OF YOU, PUNCHING YOUR ANNOYING FUCKING FACE. I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FUCKED UP YOUR HEAD WAS AFTER THAT.

And how did he start it? You poured milk on his fucking girlfriend.

I borrowed it. I would have gave it back if you wouldn't have started being such a fucking a dick

Okay, so give it back to me now.

- Sexual harassment charge

That was bullshit and you know it, besides it was dropped

How was it bullshit? I already made an entire thread explaining what happened. You fucked up and ruined your rep, just admit it.

- Got Colton high before English class.

lol so?

And so he got suspended because he wouldn't shut the hell up. +1 on the shitty friend o meter

- Cried during your presentation

Okay...so what?

So you're a pussy Yet you try to act hard on the internet for some reason.

- ALWAYS played the 3rd wheel whenever I tried to go on a date.

Well she was the one that invited me, it's not my fault I stole the show from you

She said you're annoying, like everyone else usually does.

- When Miles killed himself you just laughed and cracked jokes. Seriously, wtf?

Fuck you. I made a joke or two at the funeral to lighten the mood, he was just as much my friend as yours.

No one was laughing asshole.

And what about all the things you did?

-You accidentally ran into the gym naked and got made fun of for having a small penis

They were just kidding. I know for a fact it's WAY bigger than yours.

When we were drunk you wanted to jack eachother off and even grabbed my penis

How do you even remember that? I bet it's because you enjoyed it, faggot.

The only girls you get with are the whores, one of them even gave you herpes

Your point?

You got drugged and raped by a girl

Yeah, your slutty ex

The first time you got drunk you begged me to take you to a party with me and when I did you looked so foolish I had to take you home before John beat the hell out of you

You act like I never do anything for you. Remember that time I stole all of that liquor for you? or how about that time I convinced Ronnie and all of his friends not to jump you after class? What about that time that Cruz threw a fold up chair at you, and you didn't do shit, so I spontaneously punched him in the face so it didn't look like you were a bitch?

-And talk about crying, when you failed Geometry you made me go up to Mr. Brumley with you while you were crying and ask for extra credit

Because he's a dick and you know it. It was only payback for that one time I asked you know who out for you.

-When you got caught smoking behind The Odd House that one time I went and picked you up from the police station so your parents wouldn't find out.

I gave you extra money for the bail, didn't I?

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Damn, bail money? That's deep, son...

[Robbie G]

I can't believe how gay class is for taking a pic with two chicks.

fucking loser

[Mahmoud48]

Satire and class r the best members on this site
Keep this shit up this is a comedy show

[HereHere]

This is better than the OC.

It's like a free soap opera at the moment, with extra homoerotic confessions.

[iain08]

I borrowed it. I would have gave it back if you wouldn't have started being such a fucking a dick

Gross.

[classthe_king]

I uninvited you because you said you might have to go to Wisconsin that one weekend so I said "It's okay if you don't make it". How is that even uninviting idiot?

So then tell me how I crashed it?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. HE WAS ON TOP OF YOU, PUNCHING YOUR ANNOYING FUCKING FACE. I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FUCKED UP YOUR HEAD WAS AFTER THAT.

And how did he start it? You poured milk on his fucking girlfriend.

That was at the end, you act like I didn't get the majority of the shots in the begining.

Okay, so give it back to me now.

Alright, I'll give it back to you tommorow

How was it bullshit? I already made an entire thread explaining what happened. You fucked up and ruined your rep, just admit it.

What thread?

And so he got suspended because he wouldn't shut the hell up. +1 on the shitty friend o meter

Hows that my fault? He chose to do it and fucked up himself, I warned him.

So you're a pussy Yet you try to act hard on the internet for some reason.

I never act hard?

She said you're annoying, like everyone else usually does.

I guess I wasn't annoying while you were in the bathroom

They were just kidding. I know for a fact it's WAY bigger than yours.

Yeah cause you grabbed it

How do you even remember that? I bet it's because you enjoyed it, faggot.

How would I forget?

Your point?

You can't get it from anyone that isn't a self loathing alcoholic. And now no one will do it with you.

Yeah, your slutty ex

Doesn't change anything

You act like I never do anything for you. Remember that time I stole all of that liquor for you?

Just cause I'm not stupid enough to do that? You act like I've never hooked you up with really cheap weed

or how about that time I convinced Ronnie and all of his friends not to jump you after class?

Those pussies were all talk

What about that time that Cruz threw a fold up chair at you, and you didn't do shit, so I spontaneously punched him in the face so it didn't look like you were a bitch?

Woah, he througha fold up chair at me, like it hurt so bad. You didn't have to go get suspended because of it.

Because he's a dick and you know it. It was only payback for that one time I asked you know who out for you.

You still cried, that just shows how much of a pussy you are when you try to act hard

I gave you extra money for the bail, didn't I?

True

[Satire]

So then tell me how I crashed it?

You all came there high as fuck and stole a bunch of shit, then you decided to be dicks and call the cops for some reason. How the hell did you NOT crash it?

That was at the end, you act like I didn't get the majority of the shots in the begining.

Either way YOU ended up the most fucked up after the fight. You lost, face it.

What thread?

In 6th Grade we were all sitting behind the bleachers on the grass after a Football game (Jared lost btw). Jared, being the creepy awkward fuck he is, wanted to play the Nervous game with this girl who was way out of his league. So when the girl puts her hands on him and starts sliding them all over his body, he starts to shake and giggle like a fucking girl for some reason. Eventually she gets down to his leg, and then he screams "Nervous!" and moves his leg so fast that her hand lands on his balls.
He has this warm smile on his face for like 5 seconds before the girl realizes what she's doing and pulls away. Then he says with the strangest stalker voice ever "Now it's your turn!". You can tell she wanted to just run away at this point but he grabbed her and continued to put his hands on her. She looked like she was about to cry.
I swear to god Jared has the biggest pedo face you will ever see in your life time when he's come in close contact with a female. Anyways, he moves his hand up to her chest, and then suddenly grabs onto her tit, and says "You nervous yet?". The girl was speechless and tried to pull him off of her but he wouldn't let go. He just kept saying "You have to say you're nervous first" and squeezing.
She ran away and her boyfriend kicked Jared's ass that Monday, not to mention he got kicked off of the football team and her parents pressed charges. This is why everybody in town hates Class as well as everybody on the forum. He is a creepy immoral fuck.

Hows that my fault? He chose to do it and fucked up himself, I warned him.

He wouldn't have done it if YOU assholes didn't peer pressure him. The dude is seriously soft and you guys didn't even know him, what makes you think offering him that shit was a good idea?

I never act hard?

Yes you do. Ask ANYONE here.

I guess I wasn't annoying while you were in the bathroom

What does that mean?

Yeah cause you grabbed it

Who cares? I was drunk and we were like 14. Are you going to use that against me forever? The point is you have a smaller dick.

How would I forget?

You would forget if you weren't such a squeamish pussy who doesn't have any insults other than to bring up old shit. Get over it.

You can't get it from anyone that isn't a self loathing alcoholic. And now no one will do it with you.

Was Kat a self loathing alcholic? Was Shannon? Was Roxy?

Yeah, your slutty ex

Doesn't change anything

Yes it does because she would rather go through the trouble to rape me than mutually fuck you

Just cause I'm not stupid enough to do that? You act like I've never hooked you up with really cheap weed

You aren't exaggerating when you say "really cheap". Your shit sucks.

Those pussies were all talk

No they weren't. They even got Hunter ready to join in. They would have murdered you dumb ass

Woah, he througha fold up chair at me, like it hurt so bad. You didn't have to go get suspended because of it.

So why didn't you do anything about it, pussy?

You still cried, that just shows how much of a pussy you are when you try to act hard

I was hardly even crying. I put on a sappy face to convince him.

True

Exactly bitch.