Oh well...

Satire wrote:Lets list a couple of the things you've done
- You and your dumb ass friends crashed my 16th birthday party
Satire wrote:- You tried to fight one of my friends, and lost
Satire wrote:- You stole my PSP
Satire wrote:- You went on "Made"![]()
Satire wrote:- Sexual harassment charge
Satire wrote:- Got Colton high before English class.
Satire wrote:- Cried during your presentation
Satire wrote:- ALWAYS played the 3rd wheel whenever I tried to go on a date.
Satire wrote:- When Miles killed himself you just laughed and cracked jokes. Seriously, wtf?
classthe_king wrote:Satire wrote:Lets list a couple of the things you've done
- You and your dumb ass friends crashed my 16th birthday partyWell for one, you invited us, then uninvited us, then invited us again, then uninviting us again. Sorry we were a little confused. You didn't seem too worried about it at the time when we gave you 40 bucks.
I uninvited you because you said you might have to go to Wisconsin that one weekend so I said "It's okay if you don't make it". How is that even uninviting idiot?It was a tie, and he started it.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. HE WAS ON TOP OF YOU, PUNCHING YOUR ANNOYING FUCKING FACE. I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FUCKED UP YOUR HEAD WAS AFTER THAT.
And how did he start it? You poured milk on his fucking girlfriend.I borrowed it. I would have gave it back if you wouldn't have started being such a fucking a dick
Okay, so give it back to me now.Satire wrote:- Sexual harassment chargeThat was bullshit and you know it, besides it was dropped
How was it bullshit? I already made an entire thread explaining what happened. You fucked up and ruined your rep, just admit it.Satire wrote:- Got Colton high before English class.lol so?
And so he got suspended because he wouldn't shut the hell up. +1 on the shitty friend o meterSatire wrote:- Cried during your presentationOkay...so what?
So you're a pussyYet you try to act hard on the internet for some reason.
Satire wrote:- ALWAYS played the 3rd wheel whenever I tried to go on a date.Well she was the one that invited me, it's not my fault I stole the show from you
She said you're annoying, like everyone else usually does.Satire wrote:- When Miles killed himself you just laughed and cracked jokes. Seriously, wtf?Fuck you. I made a joke or two at the funeral to lighten the mood, he was just as much my friend as yours.
No one was laughing asshole.
And what about all the things you did?-You accidentally ran into the gym naked and got made fun of for having a small penis
They were just kidding. I know for a fact it's WAY bigger than yours.When we were drunk you wanted to jack eachother off and even grabbed my penis
How do you even remember that? I bet it's because you enjoyed it, faggot.The only girls you get with are the whores, one of them even gave you herpes
Your point?You got drugged and raped by a girl
Yeah, your slutty ex
The first time you got drunk you begged me to take you to a party with me and when I did you looked so foolish I had to take you home before John beat the hell out of you
You act like I never do anything for you. Remember that time I stole all of that liquor for you? or how about that time I convinced Ronnie and all of his friends not to jump you after class? What about that time that Cruz threw a fold up chair at you, and you didn't do shit, so I spontaneously punched him in the face so it didn't look like you were a bitch?-And talk about crying, when you failed Geometry you made me go up to Mr. Brumley with you while you were crying and ask for extra credit
Because he's a dick and you know it. It was only payback for that one time I asked you know who out for you.-When you got caught smoking behind The Odd House that one time I went and picked you up from the police station so your parents wouldn't find out.
Solace wrote:This is better than the OC.
classthe_king wrote:I borrowed it. I would have gave it back if you wouldn't have started being such a fucking a dick
Satire wrote:I uninvited you because you said you might have to go to Wisconsin that one weekend so I said "It's okay if you don't make it". How is that even uninviting idiot?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. HE WAS ON TOP OF YOU, PUNCHING YOUR ANNOYING FUCKING FACE. I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FUCKED UP YOUR HEAD WAS AFTER THAT.
And how did he start it? You poured milk on his fucking girlfriend.
Okay, so give it back to me now.
How was it bullshit? I already made an entire thread explaining what happened. You fucked up and ruined your rep, just admit it.
And so he got suspended because he wouldn't shut the hell up. +1 on the shitty friend o meter
So you're a pussyYet you try to act hard on the internet for some reason.
She said you're annoying, like everyone else usually does.
They were just kidding. I know for a fact it's WAY bigger than yours.
How do you even remember that? I bet it's because you enjoyed it, faggot.
Your point?
Yeah, your slutty ex![]()
You act like I never do anything for you. Remember that time I stole all of that liquor for you?
or how about that time I convinced Ronnie and all of his friends not to jump you after class?
What about that time that Cruz threw a fold up chair at you, and you didn't do shit, so I spontaneously punched him in the face so it didn't look like you were a bitch?
Because he's a dick and you know it. It was only payback for that one time I asked you know who out for you.
I gave you extra money for the bail, didn't I?
So then tell me how I crashed it?
That was at the end, you act like I didn't get the majority of the shots in the begining.
What thread?
In 6th Grade we were all sitting behind the bleachers on the grass after a Football game (Jared lost btw). Jared, being the creepy awkward fuck he is, wanted to play the Nervous game with this girl who was way out of his league. So when the girl puts her hands on him and starts sliding them all over his body, he starts to shake and giggle like a fucking girl for some reason. Eventually she gets down to his leg, and then he screams "Nervous!" and moves his leg so fast that her hand lands on his balls.
He has this warm smile on his face for like 5 seconds before the girl realizes what she's doing and pulls away. Then he says with the strangest stalker voice ever "Now it's your turn!". You can tell she wanted to just run away at this point but he grabbed her and continued to put his hands on her. She looked like she was about to cry.
I swear to god Jared has the biggest pedo face you will ever see in your life time when he's come in close contact with a female. Anyways, he moves his hand up to her chest, and then suddenly grabs onto her tit, and says "You nervous yet?". The girl was speechless and tried to pull him off of her but he wouldn't let go. He just kept saying "You have to say you're nervous first" and squeezing.
She ran away and her boyfriend kicked Jared's ass that Monday, not to mention he got kicked off of the football team and her parents pressed charges. This is why everybody in town hates Class as well as everybody on the forum. He is a creepy immoral fuck.
Hows that my fault? He chose to do it and fucked up himself, I warned him.
I never act hard?
I guess I wasn't annoying while you were in the bathroom
Yeah cause you grabbed it
How would I forget?
You can't get it from anyone that isn't a self loathing alcoholic. And now no one will do it with you.
Yeah, your slutty ex![]()
Doesn't change anything
Just cause I'm not stupid enough to do that? You act like I've never hooked you up with really cheap weed
Those pussies were all talk
Woah, he througha fold up chair at me, like it hurt so bad. You didn't have to go get suspended because of it.
You still cried, that just shows how much of a pussy you are when you try to act hard
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