Why Eminem is the best artist of our generation.

[internet-weed-dude]

I don't even know where to start, but I definitely love to turn people who hate rap, or even Eminem specifically, onto Eminem when I show them how sick he actually is & their previous opinions were based on ignorance for the most part.

I'm just going to list some things to come to mind.

1. He's not afraid to go all the way if that's what it takes to reap the rewards. What kind of artist cares SO much about creating a jaw dropping album for his fans that he puts his own wife's mental health and reputation at risk without even giving a fuck how the words he says to the public might impact her life? Eminem isn't afraid of making up lies about his own Mother since she was guilty of being a bad parent in some cases. She was likely a particularly bad parent, which is why it's perfectly fine for Eminem to pay her back by making up lies that rub off negatively on her and not caring if it's heard by 1/7 of the planet's population. It's interesting for us to hear a rapper who goes there, and he's not worried about fucking up his personal life at all if it means pleasing us. No other rappers, or ARTISTS for that matter would go that extra mile to appease the fans.

2. He makes a statement to those annoying fucks that go around using the word hypocrite when you accidentally refrain from doing the opposite of what you tell others to do. Nothing is more annoying than that, and since so many people respect Eminem, maybe they will shut up for good when they realize that Eminem ripped Mariah Carey's already abused by the hand of black peni asshole right out of her abdomen on "The Warning." Why would he do a thing like that to another human being? Because she LIED about things relating to him. She told the public that she didn't see him. HE told the public (at least the members of society that are stupid enough to believe it, and believe me, a lot actually do.) that his Mother encouraged one of her boyfriends to rape him repeatedly as a kid and to burn him with cigarettes. He claimed to many people that WOULD believe it that she fed him paint thinner for dinner, painkillers, and benzodiazepines in hopes of having less of a child to deal with when she was busy. That lie is much more damaging to one's reputation than simply denying seeing someone romantically to the world.. Probably because it was a dark spot in her life and the memories affect her self esteem. Does Eminem give a fuck if the lies he tells are much worse than the lies he gets so angry about that he's writing songs and dissing people that aren't even involved (Nick Cannon) because he stuck up for his wife? HELL NO, he doesn't give a fuck! FUCK what I do, if I don't think you should smoke because it's bad for you, and I continue to smoke because it's easier than quitting, who the fuck are you to say shit about it?

3. He knows what's important in this world.

Any idiot could tell you that money is much more important than the negative aspects of selling what you stand for. Eminem had a phase in which he was the media's "Bad boy." But.. it's only because Dr. Dre told him to take the Slim Shady persona when he heard it on the E.P. and told him to run with it because it will sell. It may fly right over the heads of young kids and cause them to walk around in groups saying "You can suck my dick if you don't like my shit, cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick." It may promote drug use and violence, like in the line "You're still young, you've got a lot of drugs to do, girls to screw." in which he doesn't use any sort of tone to imply that he's not being serious. Similar to "What ever happened to catchin' a good old fashioned passionate ass whoopin and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat taken?!" which due to his voice, comes off as nothing but absolutely serious. He doesn't GIVE A FUCK if a whole generation of millions of kids are influenced negatively and end up sitting in their bedrooms going through opiate withdrawals in their twenties because they thought it was cool to smoke pot after listening to the Marshall Mathers LP in y2k.

See a pattern?

4. Eminem means some of the things he says.

"I just don't give a fuck!". He meant it. He doesn't give a fuck about any of this stuff above, and why should anyone give a fuck? Life is an accident and everyone needs to just chill the fuck out and take epsom salt baths.. Which is clearly Eminem's true message to the group of people on society that have soaked up his music for the last decade.

[internet-weed-dude]

44 views and not one response? If I didn't have prior obligations earlier consisting of eating hard boiled eggs with Frank's Red Hot Sauce on them to get my daily recommended amount of protein to correspond with the carbohydrates and healthy fat I got from my Peaches & Cream Quaker oatmeal with mayonnaise on it (Yeah, laugh it up. Don't knock it until you try it. Mayo is a great source of the good types of fats your body needs, otherwise you'll have to get it from oils basically.).. Anyways, if I wouldn't have had that prior obligation I would have finished. That's not even close in regards to what I have to say about this man, and at the end of this post, I still won't be ten percent done. I'm working on an online science course and I've been procrastinating and making excuses that are so paper thin, they could blow away with the wind for the past little while, so I have to get at it soon. I'll just add a little more for now.

Remember when I was talking about how Eminem meant it when he said he "Just doesn't give a fuck" on the SSLP? It applies in more areas than the ones I specified on in the OP. You know how Dre discovered him when he saw him rapping at the rap olympics in 97'? Eminem is considered one of the best freestylers ever, and it's all because he's developed his own completely unique method of executing them. Most people believe that freestyling is thinking of rhymes on the spot, and it's quite hard to do. It's a skill that can be learned, as I've been practicing since age 15, and 9 years later, I can go on and on without having to stop, whereas when I saw 8 mile at age 15, I HAD to become a good freestyler cause it was the coolest shit ever. Expressing your opinions all while messing with the English language and applying it to melodies that speak in voices uncomprehendable to our naked ear, but that tell us something different subliminally with each combination of notes. This is a topic on it's own and very hard for me to explain, but I believe each combination of notes in a melody, or even a rap beat creates whichever mood it tends to with most people because changes in frequencies deliver messages that our minds can't comprehend in a manner in which we can't verbalize what we're taking in and express it to others directly, instead vaguely by using adjectives like "Fucking deep man, hey pass that shit!".. but we definitely feel it.. but yeah.. we can not describe them with any words in our language. You know when you just can't explain what you feel when you hear something that gives you goosebumps? The only thing I've come to conclude is that raising from a solid well placed high note represents ascendancy that is a constant. The rest I'm sure is much more complicating.. especially when you factor in how many possibly note combinations there are. There's literally infinity, since there's no largest number that could represent amounts of notes, and there's no smallest number that could represent the shortest note possible. We theoretically should never arrive at a note after the preceding one if our math system is correct. We'd just keep getting one decimal point further away from a millasecond until there's infinity decimal places but never get there.. ugh.. fucked up world.. anyways, Yeah.. freestyling is awesome, and rap is awesome. I may be getting side-tracked, but nothing annoys me more than when someone says "It better not be rap, rap is crap." All I hear is "I'm a close minded fuck that has his mind made up and nothing is going to change it because I've already decided I don't like it." You know what I say? You can't explain things to stupid people. Assume you were placed in a hypothetical scenario in which you were walking to arby's to get a beef and cheddar sandwich with no cheddar because you're allergic to most dairy products, and you get abducted by a bunch of talking portable DVD players driving a pedophile van. Their van has out of this world power and somehow transports you to a planet where you can sustain life, yet you are the only human. The rest of the people there are baseball cards with the minds of chimpanzees for some reason. Someone had some weird sex. Anyways, try explaining something to these cards.. are they going to understand you? No, they will think you are stupid, because you make absolutely no sense, and it's all because THEY ARE THE ONES WHO ARE TOO STUPID TO COMPREHEND IT. That's life as an intelligent person here on Earth.

ANYWAYS.

Eminem thought of a way to freestyle that puts his on the spot verses on a different level than most of the other rappers out. The secret? Get this, he secretly memorizes some lines that he can use in case he ends up in a jam, and he uses them if he gets stuck! It's fucking genius! and he doesn't tell anyone! Why don't other rappers do this and just claim that it was all off of the top of their head? Eminem is so badass and not giving of a fuck that he doesn't even care if he gets exposed as a phony. (Which I can't believe no one has done yet.) Get the hell off of motherless.com and get both of your hands on the keyboard. I want you to open a new browser window and go to youtube, and check out the old rap olympic battles from 97 that Em was in. Pay close attention to the rap he spits after proclaiming "Wow.. I've never battled no female before." In case you're a complete fucking moron, it ends when he says "You wanna be a dope MC? Don't be going and taking your PERIOD out on me."

He gets applause.

Now, fast forward half a decade to late 2002. Anyone ever hear of a movie called 8 mile? Of course you have, and you dream about doing something like Eminem did when he won the battles at the end in front of all of those people, but it will never happen because even if you get really good at rhyming, even on Eminem's level, you're not going to be able to have the "White boy growing up in Detroit" card to play, and that's one less disadvantage to overcome and have people respect you for overcoming. Anyways, you know those people at the shelter saying "Fuck the free world! 313!".. Anyone who saw the extra's on the 8 mile DVD knows that they all got bored being there for days and they set up a rap battling competition to pass time for those actors, and the top 4 got to battle Eminem. Eminem, being an exemplary entertainer was so concerned about giving us the most perfect performance in the movie possible, that he decided not to actually battle the people that won the competition.. instead, he decided to lip synch and pretend to say stuff back to the people. He didn't want to lose his voice spending a total of 4 minutes or so battling some randoms, meanwhile in the movie he's constantly shouting "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! LILLY IS IN THE OTHER ROOM BY HER SELF RIGHT NOW!" so I guess it was only fair to give him a break. Not liking being taunted when he said nothing back to the battler against him, he decided to actually battle, and the crowd loved it. If it were me, considering the only things I'd have to use against the people I'm battling would be their physical appearance, including clothing, OR , what they said about me if they went first. If you went first, you'd only have their appearance to go by.. so what I'd do (and I'm sure Eminem has done) is take every body type, every type of fashion you commonly see, every shirt colour, or colour of pants, and memorized a punchline so he can instantly rhyme something relevant about the contender and create the illusion that he only had the time in which he stood in front of the contender to think about it. Any moron could figure the loopholes in rap battles.. anyways, when the fourth, final, and female contender is up, Eminem gets great applause when he says "You wanna be a dope MC? Don't be going and taking your PERIOD out on me!"

Now, I could see accidentally using the line because you don't have much time to think, but since while at the rap olympics, he attacks other people for saying "99% of THAT shit, was written." "You gon' swear this shit was written, but it wasn't! kill a dozen rappers while I'm buzzin!", and in 8 mile, "Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful (crowd guys "OOOO!!!! NO HE DIDN'T ACCUSE HIM OF WRITING THAT") The guy puts so much fucking emphasis on the single point that writing the odd line, or memorizing something that will fit for a particular personality you might be up against is wrong, yet does it himself, on two things that any fan will definitely hear.. the thing is, most fans aren't like me, and they want to keep Eminem from looking bad at all costs. Just thought I'd point that out. NO ONE in their right mind would go to a serious freestyle battling competition with stakes involved and not do what I described up above, and anyone who believes that they're all honest and they have the integrity to not memorize any shit before hand while KNOWING that most if not ALL of their contenders are doing the same thing is a fucking Windows 3.1 desktop PC from 1992 freezing while opening comptons interactive encyclopedia (which only shows a couple of microscopic pics of vaginal disease when you type in vagina, fucking wannabe pre-emptive internet rip-off). INCOMPETENT. INCOMPETENT TO USE LOGIC IN A WORLD AS COMPLICATING AS OURS.

More later.

[buffalo bill]

I agree.

[Sukot]

I think Britney Spears gives him a run for his money.

[Mr Change]

EminemBase wannabe....


And I didn't even read this crap.

[Drug.Ballad]

EminemBase wannabe....

How does writting a long post make him a wannabe?

[Knock]

Who acually read this?

[Mr Change]

EminemBase wannabe....

How does writting a long post make him a wannabe?

I was joking?

[Drug.Ballad]

I was joking?

Ok fair enough.

holy fuck do you ever get outside? eminem isn't the only thing in life, let alone music. there are MUCH better artists out there than him.

Says the addict thats so destroyed that his forums gone down temporarily that he has to join another straight away so he can get some kind of interaction in his life.

[Emadyville]

holy fuck do you ever get outside? eminem isn't the only thing in life, let alone music. there are MUCH better artists out there than him.

its all opinion

[Mahmoud48]

Says the addict thats so destroyed that his forums gone down temporarily that he has to join another straight away so he can get some kind of interaction in his life.

:s

what am i an addict of?

Mah Diiiiiiick # swag

[2PointOBoy]

Yup agree with the OP - there will be no other musician who will mean more to people & there certainly won't be another Eminem...

what am i an addict of?

Your avy gives away one of the things... ->

[internet-weed-dude]

holy fuck do you ever get outside? eminem isn't the only thing in life, let alone music. there are MUCH better artists out there than him.

No, I was the subject of a horrific accident back in the early nineties in which I was left with only half of my foreskin. Growing up in a setting where 90% of the kids who showed me their dicks when I asked as a child were circumsized, it was awkward enough entering highschool knowing I had a piece of skin on my penis that might be unfamiliar to the eyes of the female, but since german sheppards tend to bite when you push their head forward, my situation was much worse than having your standard ant eating schlozzenborphgh'd. I was a fucking mutant.

Naturally, since sex was going to be hard, living in a small town and all where rumours spread fast, I decided to substitute a teenager in a small town's sex life for drugs on top of the life of addiction that most teenagers from small town chains already face do to the problem of nothing being around to do but "Fuck and get fucked." Well I wasn't getting fucked, or even risking having my reputation as a socially acceptable methamphetamine and oxycontin addicted 10th grader being ruined, so I did drugs until I developed a chemical imbalance. Now, the slightest amount of marihuana smoke sends my amygdala into MEGA ADRENALINE/ENDORPHIN BLAST KILL OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE MODE when it's completely uncalled for. I can't even smoke weed. My grandpa always told me.. be good to your neighbour, but if you can't even smoke WEED?! FUCK going outside. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole.

[Knock]

[HereHere]

Oh OP, you so funny.