macdaddy019967 wrote:internet-weed-dude wrote:chairman meow wrote:holy fuck do you ever get outside? eminem isn't the only thing in life, let alone music. there are MUCH better artists out there than him.
No, I was the subject of a horrific accident back in the early nineties in which I was left with only half of my foreskin. Growing up in a setting where 90% of the kids who showed me their dicks when I asked as a child were circumsized, it was awkward enough entering highschool knowing I had a piece of skin on my penis that might be unfamiliar to the eyes of the female, but since german sheppards tend to bite when you push their head forward, my situation was much worse than having your standard ant eating schlozzenborphgh'd. I was a fucking mutant.
Naturally, since sex was going to be hard, living in a small town and all where rumours spread fast, I decided to substitute a teenager in a small town's sex life for drugs on top of the life of addiction that most teenagers from small town chains already face do to the problem of nothing being around to do but "Fuck and get fucked." Well I wasn't getting fucked, or even risking having my reputation as a socially acceptable methamphetamine and oxycontin addicted 10th grader being ruined, so I did drugs until I developed a chemical imbalance. Now, the slightest amount of marihuana smoke sends my amygdala into MEGA ADRENALINE/ENDORPHIN BLAST KILL OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE MODE when it's completely uncalled for. I can't even smoke weed. My grandpa always told me.. be good to your neighbour, but if you can't even smoke WEED?! FUCK going outside. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole.
It's been a long time since we've had great posters and you are fucking awesome![]()
I agree with you, Eminem is the best artist of our generation
Don't make him think he's awesome in any aspect
